How to Train Your Dragon (The Heroic Misadventures of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III #1) Cressida Cowell CONTENTS A Note...150 downloads 1489 Views 365KB Size
How to Train Your Dragon (The Heroic Misadventures of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III #1) Cressida Cowell CONTENTS A Note from the Author ........... l 1. First Catch Your Dragon. ...... 2 2. Inside the Dragon Nursery 14 3. Heroes or Exiles ............................................. 31 4. How to Train Your Dragon 46 5. A Chat with Old Wrinkly, 6l 6. Meanwhile, Deep in the Ocean ........ 67 7. Toothless Wakes Up 69 8. Training Your Dragon the Hard Way, 81 9. Fear, Vanity, Revenge, and Silly Jokes 89 10. Thor'sday Thursday 103 11. Thor is Angry 127 12. The Green Death.............................................145 13. When yelling doesn't.........................................156 14. The fiendishly clever plan................................. 166 15. The Battle at Death's Head Headland 177 16. The Fiendishly Clever Plan Goes Wrong ............... l82 17. In the Mouth of the Dragon................................ 186 第 1 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
18. The Extraordinary Bravery of Toothless ... 190 19. Hiccup the Useful, 200 20. Epilogue by the Author 211 vi [Map: Isle of Berk] vii [Map: Meathead islands ] viii [Page Blank] 1 A Note from the Author There were dragons when I was a boy. There were great, grim, sky dragons that nested on the cliff tops like gigantic scary birds. Little, brown, scuttly dragons that hunted down the mice and rats in well-organized packs. Preposterously huge Sea Dragons that were twenty times as big as the Big Blue Whale and who killed for the fun of it. You will have to take my word for it, for the dragons are disappearing so fast they may soon become extinct. Nobody knows what is happening. They are crawling back into the sea from whence they came, leaving not a bone, not a fang, in the earth for the men of the future to remember them by. So, in order that these amazing creatures should not be forgotten, I will tell this true story from my childhood. I was not the sort of boy who could train a dragon with a mere lifting of an eyebrow. I was not a natural at the Heroism business. I had to work at it. This is the story of becoming a Hero the Hard Way. 2 Chapter 1 FIRST CATCH YOUR DRAGON Long ago, on the wild and windy isle of Berk, a smallish Viking with a longish name stood up to his ankles in snow. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, the Hope and Heir to the Tribe of the Hairy Hooligans, had been feeling slightly sick ever since he woke up that morning. 第 2 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Ten boys, including Hiccup, were hoping to become full members of the Tribe by passing the Dragon Initiation Program. They were standing on a bleak little beach at the bleakest spot on the whole bleak island. A heavy snow was falling. "PAY ATTENTION!" screamed Gobber the Belch, the soldier in charge of teaching Initiation. "This will be your first military operation, and Hiccup will be commanding the team." "Oh, not Hic-cup," groaned Dogsbreath the Duhbrain and most of the other boys. "You can't put': Hiccup in charge, sir, he's USELESS." Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, the 3 [Image: Gobber] 4 Hope and Heir to the Tribe of the Hairy Hooligans, wiped his nose miserably on his sleeve. He sank a little deeper into the snow. "ANYBODY would be better than Hiccup," sneered Snotface Snotlout. "Even Fishlegs would be better than Hiccup." Fishlegs had a squint that made him as blind as a jellyfish, and an allergy to reptiles. "SILENCE!" roared Gobber the Belch. "The next boy to speak has limpets for lunch for the next THREE WEEKS!" There was absolute silence immediately. Limpets are a bit like worms and a bit like snot and a lot less tasty than either. "Hiccup will be in charge and that is an order!" screamed Gobber, who didn't do noises quieter than screaming. He was a seven-foot giant with a mad glint in his one working eye and a beard like exploding fireworks. Despite the freezing cold he was wearing hairy shorts and a teeny weeny deerskin vest that showed off his lobsterred skin and bulging muscles. He was holding a flaming torch in one gigantic fist. 5 "Hiccup will be leading you, although he is, admittedly, completely useless, because Hiccup is the son of the CHIEF, and that's the way 第 3 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
things go with us Vikings. Where do you think you are, the REPUBLIC OF ROME? Anyway, that is the least of your problems today. You are here to prove yourself as a Viking Hero. And it is an ancient tradition of the Hooligan Tribe that you should --" Gobber paused dramatically -"FIRST CATCH YOUR DRAGON!" Ohhhhhh suffering scallops, thought Hiccup. "Our dragons are what set us apart!" bellowed Gobber. "Lesser humans train hawks to hunt for them, horses to carry them. It is only the VIKING HEROES who dare to tame the wildest, most dangerous creatures on Earth." Gobber spat solemnly into the snow. "There are three parts to the Dragon Initiation Test. The first and most dangerous part is a test of your courage and skill at burglary. If you wish to enter the Hairy Hooligan Tribe, you must first catch your dragon. And that is WHY," continued Gobber, at full volume, "I have 6 brought you to this scenic spot. Take a look at Wild Dragon Cliff itself." The ten boys tipped their heads backward. The cliff loomed dizzyingly high above them, black and sinister. In summer you could barely even see the cliff as dragons of all shapes and sizes swarmed over it, snapping and biting and sending up a cacophony of noise that could be heard all over Berk. But in winter the dragons were hibernating and the cliff fell silent, except for the ominous, low rumble of their snores. Hiccup could feel the vibrations through his sandals. "Now," said Gobber, "do you notice those four caves about halfway up the cliff, grouped roughly in the shape of a skull?" The boys nodded. "Inside the cave that would be the right eye of the skull is the Dragon Nursery, where there are, AT THIS VERY MOMENT, three 第 4 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
thousand young dragons having their last few weeks of winter sleep."
"OOOOOOOH," muttered the boys excitedly. 7 Hiccup swallowed hard. He happened to know considerably more about dragons than anybody else there. Ever since he was a small boy, he'd been fascinated by the creatures. He'd spent hour after long hour dragon watching in secret. (Dragon-spotters were thought to be geeks and nerds, hence the need for secrecy.) And what Hiccup had learned about dragons told him that walking into a cave with three thousand dragons in it was an act of madness. No one else seemed too concerned, however. "In a few minutes I want you to take one of these baskets and start climbing the cliff," commanded Gobber the Belch. "Once you are at the cave entrance, you are on your own. I am too large to squeeze my way into the tunnels that lead to the Dragon Nursery. You will enter the cave QUIETLY-- and that means you too, Wartihog, unless you want to become the first spring meal for three thousand hungry dragons, HA HA HA HA!" Gobber laughed heartily at his little joke, then continued. "Dragons this size are normally fairly harmless to man, but in these numbers they will set upon you like piranhas. There'd be nothing left of even a fatso like you, Wartihog -- just a pile of bones 8 and your helmet. HA HA HA HA! So . . . you will walk QUIETLY through the cave and each boy will steal ONE sleeping dragon. Lift the dragon GENTLY from the rock and place it in your basket. Any questions so far?" Nobody had any questions. "In the unlikely event that you DO wake the dragons -- and you would have to be IDIOTICALLY STUPID to do so -- run like thunder for the entrance to the cave. Dragons do not like cold weather and the snow will probably stop them in their tracks."
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9 Probably? thought Hiccup. Oh, well, that's reassuring. "I suggest that you spend a little time choosing your dragon. It is important to get one the correct size. This will be the dragon that hunts fish for you, and pulls down deer for you. You will catch the dragon that will carry you into battle later on, when you are much older and a Warrior of the Tribe. But, nonetheless, you want an impressive animal, so a rough guide would be, choose the biggest creature that will fit into your basket. Don't linger for TOO long in there --" Linger??? thought Hiccup. In a cave full of three thousand sleeping DRAGONS? "I need not tell you," Gobber continued cheerfully, "that if you return to this spot without a dragon, it is hardly worth coming back at all. Anybody who FAILS this task will be put into immediate exile. The Hairy Hooligan Tribe has no use for FAILURES. Only the strong can belong." Unhappily, Hiccup looked round at the distant horizon. Nothing but snow and sea as far as the eye could see. Exile didn't look too promising, either. "RIGHT," said Gobber briskly. "Each boy take a basket to put their dragon in and we'll get going." 10 The boys rushed to get their baskets, chattering happily and excitedly. "I'm going to get one of those Monstrous Nightmare ones with the extra-extendable claws. They're really scary," boasted Snotlout. "Oh shut up, Snotlout, you can't," said Speedi-fist. "Only Hiccup can have a Monstrous Nightmare, you have to be the son of a chief." Hiccup's father was Stoick the Vast, the fearsome chief of the Hairy Hooligan tribe. "HIC-CUP?" sneered Snotlout. "If he's as useless at this as he is at Bashyball, we'll be lucky if he even gets one of the Basic Browns." The Basic Brown was the most common type of dragon, a serviceable 第 6 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
beast but without much glamour. "SHUDDUP AND GET INTO LINE YOU MISERABLE TADPOLES!" yelled Gobber the Belch. The boys scrambled into their places, baskets on their backs, and stood to attention. Gobber walked along the line, lighting the torch that each boy held in front of him from the great flare in his hand. "IN HALF AN HOUR'S TIME YOU WILL BE A VIKING WARRIOR. WITH YOUR FAITHFUL SERPENT AT YOUR SIDE ... 11 [ VIKING DRAGONS AND THEIR EGGS THE COMMON OR GARDEN and THE BASIC BROWN The Common or Garden and the Basic Brown are so similar that they can Be dealt with together. These are the most familiar breeds the ones we instantly think of when we say "dragons." pr They are poor hunters, but they are easy to train. These dragons are the best k ind for family pets, although, as with a lion or a tiger, they should never he left unsupervised with very young children. STATISTICS COLORS: Green and yellow, all shades of brown ARMED WITH : Basic teeth and claws 3 DEFENSES : Prickly spines 2 RADAR : None 0 POISON: None 0 HUNTING ABDLITY: Lethargic hunters 3 SPEED: Swift in retreat 8 FEAR AND FIGHT FACTOR: good when angry 4 12 ... OR BREAKFASTING WITH WODEN IN VALHALLA WITH DRAGONS' TEETH IN YOUR BOTTOM!" screamed Gobber with horrible enthusiasm. : "DEATH OR GLORY!" yelled Gobber. "DEATH OR GLORY!" yelled eight boys back at him fanatically. 第 7 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Death, thought Hiccup and Fishlegs, sadly. Gobber paused dramatically, with the horn to his lips.
I think this could possibly be the worst moment of my life SO FAR, thought Hiccup to himself as he waited for the blast of the horn. And if they shout much louder, we're going to wake up those dragons before we even START. "PARRRRRRRRRP!" Gobber blew the horn. 13 [Image: Gobber and Hiccup] 14 Chapter 2 INSIDE THE DRAGON NURSERY You have probably guessed by now that Hiccup was not your natural Viking Hero. For a start, he didn't LOOK like a Hero. Somebody like Snotlout, for instance, was tall,muscley, covered in skeleton, tattoos, and already had the beginnings of a small moustache. This consisted of a few straggly yellow hairs clinging to his upper lip and was deeply unpleasant to look at, but still impressively manly for a boy not yet thirteen. Hiccup was on the small side and had the kind of face that was almost entirely unmemorable. He DID have Heroic Hair, which was a very bright 15 red and stood up vertically however much you tried to wet it down with seawater. But nobody ever saw that because it was hidden under his helmet most of the time. You would NEVER have picked Hiccup out of those ten boys to be the Hero of this story. Snotlout was good at everything and a natural leader. Dogsbreath was as tall as his father and could do amusing things like farting to the tune of the Berk national anthem. 第 8 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Hiccup was just absolutely average, the kind of unremarkable, skinny, freckled boy who was easy to overlook in a crowd. So, when Gobber blew the horn and moved out of sight to find a comfortable rock to sit on and eat his mussel-and-tomato sandwich, Snotlout pushed Hiccup out of the way and took charge. "Okay, listen up, boys," he whispered in a menacing fashion. "I'M in charge, not the Useless. And 16 anybody who objects gets a knuckle sandwich from Dogsbreath the Duhbrain." "Ugh," grunted Dogsbreath, pounding his fists together in happy excitement. Dogsbreath was Snotlout's chief sidekick and a great, big gorilla of a boy. "Bash him, Dogsbreath, to show what I mean ..." Dogsbreath was delighted to oblige. He gave Hiccup a shove that sent him sprawling headfirst into the snow, then ground his face in it. "Pay attention!" hissed Snotlout. The boys dragged their eyes away from Dogsbreath and Hiccup and paid attention. "Rope yourselves together. The best climber should go first..." "Well, that's YOU of course, Snotlout," said Fishlegs. "You're the best at everything, aren't you?" Snotlout looked at Fishlegs suspiciously. It was difficult to tell whether Fishlegs was laughing at him or not, because of his squint. "That's right, Fishlegs," said Snotlout. "I AM." And, just in case he had been laughing at him: "Bash him, Dogsbreath!" While Dogsbreath pushed Fishlegs down to join Hiccup in the snow, everybody started roping themselves together. 17 Hiccup and Fishlegs were the last to be tied on, just behind a flushed and triumphant Dogsbreath. "Oh, brilliant," muttered Fishlegs. "I'm about to enter a cave full 第 9 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
of man-eating reptiles tied up to eight complete maniacs." "If we. get to the cave ..." said Hiccup nervously, looking up at the sheer black cliff. Hiccup put the lighted torch between his teeth to leave his hands free, and started climbing after the others. It was a perilous climb. The rocks were slippery with snow and the other boys were thoroughly overexcited, making the ascent far too quickly. At one point Clueless missed his footing and fell -luckily onto Dogs-breath, who caught him by the back of the trousers and heaved him back on to the rock again, before he brought the whole lot of them down. When they finally made it to the mouth of the cave, Hiccup looked down briefly at the sea pounding the rocks way below, and swallowed very hard . . . "Untie the ropes!" ordered Snotlout, his eyes popping with excitement at the thought of the dangers to come. "Hiccup goes into the cave first because 18 HE is the son of the Chief. ..." He sneered. "And, if any of the dragons ARE awake, he'll be the first to know about it! Once we're in the cave, it's every man for himself. Only the strong can belong. ..." Although he wasn't your usual mindless thug of a Hooligan, Hiccup wasn't a wimp, either. Being frightened is not the same as being a coward. Maybe he was as brave as anyone else there, because he went to catch a dragon despite knowing what dragons are like. And, when he had climbed perilously to the mouth of the cave and had found that inside there was a long, twisty tunnel, he still went down it, despite not being too keen on long, twisty tunnels with dragons at the end of them. The tunnel was dripping and clammy. At times it was high enough for the boys to walk upright. Then it would close down into narrow, claustrophobic holes that the boys could only just squeeze through, squirming on their stomachs, with the flares held in their mouths. After ten long minutes of walking and crawling into the heart of 第 10 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
the cliff, the stench of dragon -- a salty stink of seaweed and old mackerel heads -- got stronger and stronger, until finally it became 19 unbearable and the tunnel opened out into an enormous cavern. The cavern was full of more dragons than Hiccup could ever have imagined existed. They were every possible color and size, and they included all the species that Hiccup had heard of, and quite a few more that he hadn't. Hiccup started sweating as he looked around him at pile after pile of the animals, draped over every available surface; even hanging upside down from the roof like giant bats. They were all fast asleep, and most of them were snoring in unison. This was a sound so loud and so deep that it seemed to penetrate right into Hiccup's body and vibrate around his soft insides, churning his stomach and bowels, and forcing his heart to beat at the same slow dragon pulse. If one, just one, of these countless creatures were to wake up, it would raise the alarm to the others and the boys would meet a horrible death. Hiccup had once seen a deer that had wandered too close to Wild Dragon Cliff torn to pieces in a matter of minutes ... Hiccup closed his eyes. "I will NOT think about it," he said to himself. "I WILL NOT." 20 None of the other boys were thinking about it. Ignorance is very useful in such circumstances. Their eyes were popping with excitement as they walked through the cave, hands over their noses to keep out the revolting smell, looking for the biggest dragon they could find that would fit in their basket. They left the torches in a pile at the entrance. The cavern was already well-lit by the Glowworms -- huge, sluggish animals dotted here and there that shone with a steady yet dim fluorescence, like a low-watt light bulb. And the Flamehuffers gave off extra little 第 11 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
bursts of light that flickered on and off as they breathed in and out. Predictably, most of the boys headed toward the plug-uglies of the dragon world. Snotlout made a big fuss about grabbing a vicious-looking Monstrous Nightmare, smiling nastily at Hiccup as he did so. Snotlout was the son of Baggy-bum the Beerbelly, Stoick the Vast's younger brother. He was intending to get rid of Hiccup sometime in the future so that he, Snotlout, would become Chief of the Hairy Hooligan Tribe. And a gruesome and terrifying Chief, as Snotlout meant to be, would need a properly awesome dragon. 21 Wartihog and Dogsbreath got into a loudly whispered fight over a Gronckle, a heavily-armored brute with fangs like kitchen knives sticking out in such numbers that it couldn't keep its mouth shut. Dogsbreath won, then managed to drop it as he was trying to bundle it into his basket. The weaponry of the beast made a horribly loud clatter as it landed on the floor of the cavern. The Gronckle opened its evil, crocodile eyes. Everybody held their breath. The Gronckle stared ahead. It was difficult to tell from its blank expression whether it was awake or fast asleep. Hiccup realized, in an agony of suspense, that the gossamer-thin third eyelid was still down. And there it stayed for a few heart-stopping moments, until. . . It slowly closed its upper eyelids again. Amazingly, not one of the other dragons woke up. A few grumbled groggily before making themselves comfy again. But most were in such a stupor that they barely even stirred. Hiccup let out his breath. Maybe these dragons were so dead to the world that nothing would wake them from their slumber. 22 [VIKING DRAGONS and THEIR EGGS GRONCKLE 第 12 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
The Gronckle is the plug-ugly 0f the dragon world. But what it lacks in looks, it makes up for on the battlefield. They can be slow and, dare I say it, stupid ~ and sometimes they get so fat that they are unable to take off. They are also prone to dragon acne. STATISTICS COLORS: Snot green, bogey beige, pooey brown. ARMED WITH: All the best in dragon weaponry. Fangs like daggers, extra spike on neck, hall with spikes on end of tail 8 DEFENSES: Super-thick, flame-proof and scratch-proof skin 9 RADAR: None 0 POISON: None 0 HUNTING ABILITY: Gronckles are slow to maneuver in the air 0 SPEED: See above 5 FEAR AND FIGHT FACTOR: Terrifying in action 9] 23 He swallowed hard, muttered a prayer to Loki, the patron saint of sneaky exploits, and edged forward cautiously to grab the most unconscious-looking dragon, so he could get out of this nightmare as fast as possible. It is a little-known fact that dragons grow colder the deeper they sleep. It is even possible for dragons to go into a sleep coma in which they are icy cold, with no obvious pulse, or breath, or heartbeat. They can stay in this state for centuries, and only a highly skilled expert can tell from looking at them if they are alive or dead. But a dragon who is awake or lightly sleeping is very warm indeed, like bread that has just come out of the oven. Hiccup found one that was about the right size and fairly cool to the touch and maneuvered it into his basket as quickly and 第 13 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
carefully as he could. It was a very basic Basic Brown, but at that moment Hiccup could not have cared less. Even though it was barely half-grown, it was surprisingly heavy. "I DID it, I DID it, I DID it!" he chanted happily 24 to himself. At least he wasn't going to be the only boy in the class who didn't have a dragon. Everybody seemed to have gotten themselves one by now and they were all making their way quietly toward the exit. Everybody, that was, except for . . . Fishlegs, who was already covered in a bright red, itchy rash, and was at that very moment approaching a pile of knottily entangled Nadders on very loud tiptoes. Fishlegs was even worse at burglary than Dogs-breath. Hiccup stopped dead in his tracks. "Don't do it, Fishlegs -- PLEASE don't do it!" he whispered. But Fishlegs was fed up with Snotlout's taunting and of being sneered at and jeered at. He was going to get himself a really cool dragon that all the other boys would respect. Squinting so hard he could barely see the pile of dragons, his eyes streaming, and scratching himself violently, Fishlegs reached slowly toward the bottom-most dragon, took one leg in his hand, and gently . .. yanked. The entire pile came crashing down in a furious 25 tangle of limbs and wings and ears. Every boy in the cavern gave a horrified gasp. Most of the Nadders snapped crossly at each other before settling back down to sleep. One brute bigger than the others opened his eyes and blinked a few times. Hiccup noted, with great relief, that the third eyelid was still down. 第 14 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
The boys waited for the eyes to close. And then Fishlegs sneezed. Four GIGANTIC sneezes that went echoing and bouncing off the cavern walls. The big Nadder stared sightlessly ahead, frozen like a dragon statue. But very faintly, an ominous purring noise began in his throat. And very slowly . . . . . . the third eyelid slid upward. "Uh-oh," whispered Hiccup. The Nadder's head suddenly whipped round to face Fishlegs, its yellow cat's eyes snapping into focus on the boy. It unfolded its wings to their greatest extent and stealthily advanced, like a panther about to 26 spring. It opened its mouth wide enough to show the forked dragon tongue and ... "R-R-R-U-U-U-U-U-N-N-N!" shouted Hiccup, grabbing Fishlegs's arm and dragging him away. The boys ran for the exit tunnel. Fishlegs and Hiccup were the last to get there. There was no time to pick up the torches, so they were running in the pitch dark. The basket with the Basic Brown dragon in it was bumping on Hiccup's back. They had two minutes' start on the dragons because it took a while for the first dragon to wake everybody else up. But Hiccup could hear a furious roaring and flapping as the dragons started to pour into the tunnel after the boys. He ran a little faster. The dragons could move faster than the boys because they could see 第 15 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
better in the dark, but they were held up when the tunnel got smaller, and they had to fold their wings up to squirm through. "I. . . haven't. . . got. . . a . . . dragon," panted Fishlegs, a couple of paces behind Hiccup. "That," said Hiccup, as he scrambled frantically on his elbows through a narrow bit, "is the LEAST ... ow ... of our problems. They're gaining on us!" 27 "No ... dragon," repeated Fishlegs stubbornly. "Oh, for THOR'S SAKE," snapped Hiccup. He thrust his basket into Fishlegs's arms and grabbed the empty one from Fishlegs's back. "Have MINE, then. Wait here." And Hiccup turned and went back through the narrow bit even though the roaring was getting louder and closer by the second. "WHAT... ARE ,.. YOU ,,. DOING???" screamed Fishlegs, frantically dancing up and down on the spot. Hiccup came back through the hole again precious moments later. Fishlegs grabbed hold of an arm to help haul him through. 28 They could hear a horrible snuffling that sounded as if the nose of a dragon had entered the other end of the hole. Hiccup bunged a rock at it and it squealed indignantly. They turned a corner and suddenly they could see light from outside at the end of the final tunnel. Fishlegs went first, but, just as Hiccup was kneeling down to follow, a dragon pounced on him with a flap and a shriek. Hiccup hit it and it fell back enough for him to crawl toward the light. Another dragon -- or maybe the same one -- sank its fangs into Hiccup's calf. He was so desperate to get out he dragged the animal through with him. As soon as Hiccup's head and shoulders were through into the light, there was Gobber. He grabbed Hiccup under the armpits and hauled him out, dragons pouring after him. 第 16 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"JUMP!" yelled Gobber, as he stunned a dragon with one blow of his mighty fist. "What do you mean, JUMP??" Hiccup hesitated as he looked down at the dizzying drop into the sea. "No time to climb down," panted Gobber, banging a couple of dragons' heads together, and bouncing three more off his gigantic belly. "JUMP!!!" 29 Hiccup closed his eyes and leaped off the cliff. As he plunged through the air, the dragon that was attached to his leg released its jaws with a squawk of alarm and flew off. Hiccup was traveling at such speed by the time he hit the water that it didn't feel like water at all, more like something hard and painful, and so cold that he nearly passed out. He spluttered to the surface, amazed to find that he didn't appear to be dead, and was immediately drenched by the gigantic splash of Gobber the Belch landing a couple of feet away from him. Shrieking furiously, the dragons swarmed out of the cave and divebombed the floating Vikings. Hiccup pulled his helmet as far down as it would go. There were horrible scraping sounds as dragons' talons raked across the metal. Another one landed, hissing, on the water right in front of Hiccup's face. It took off again with a screech when it felt how cold the sea was. The dragons didn't like flying through the snow and, with relief, Hiccup watched as they flew back to scream terrible dragon insults in Dragonese from the warmth of the cave entrance. Gobber started to pull the boys out of the sea 30 and onto the rocks. Viking boys are strong swimmers, but it is difficult to keep afloat when you have a basket full of trapped, terrified dragons on your back. Hiccup was the last to be saved -just in time, as the cold was beginning to put him to sleep. Well, at least that wasn't DEATH, thought Hiccup as Gobber grabbed him by the neck to rescue him, nearly drowning him again in the 第 17 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
process -- but it certainly wasn't GLORY, either. 31 Chapter 3 HEROES OR EXILES The boys scrambled over the slimy pebbles at the edge of the beach and back up Madman's Gully, the gorge they had climbed through a couple of hours before. This was a narrow crack in the cliffs filled with large rocks. They tried to move as quickly as they could, but this is difficult when you are slipping and sliding over huge stones covered in ice, and they made painfully slow progress. A dragon that hadn't been put off by the snow came shrieking down into the gorge. He landed on Wartihog's back and started savaging him, sinking his fangs into Wartihog's shoulder and ripping red lines into his arms. Gobber bashed the dragon on the nose with the handle of his axe, and the dragon let go and flapped away. But a whole wave of dragons replaced him, pouring into the canyon with awful, rasping cries, fire shooting from their nostrils and melting the snow before them, talons spread wickedly as they swooped downward. Gobber stood, legs wide apart, and whirled his big, double-headed axe. He threw back his great, 32 hairy head and yelled a terrible primeval yell, that echoed down the sides of the gorge and made the hairs on the back of Hiccup's neck stick straight up like the spines on a sea urchin. Individually, dragons tend to have a healthy sense of selfpreservation, but they are braver when they hunt in packs. They knew now that they had the advantage of massive numbers, so they didn't check their flying for an instant. They just kept on coming. Gobber let go of the axe. Spinning snow. It and then away and
end to end, the axe soared up through the softly falling hit the biggest dragon of the lot, killing him instantly, kept on going, landing in a snow-drift hundreds of feet disappearing.
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33 a halt, hovering uncertainly, screaming defiance but keeping their distance. "Waste of a good axe," grunted Gobber. "Keep going, boys, they could come back!" Hiccup needed no encouragement to keep going. As soon as he got out of the gorge and onto the marshy land behind it, he broke into a stumbling run, every now and then falling flat on his face in the snow. Some time later, when Gobber reckoned they were a safe distance from Wild Dragon Cliff, he yelled at the boys to stop. Very carefully he counted heads again, to check he hadn't lost anybody. Gobber had spent an unpleasant ten minutes standing at the mouth of the dragons' cave wondering why there was such a terrible racket and what he was going to say to Stoick the Vast if he lost his precious son and heir for good. Something Tactful and Sensitive, he supposed, but Tact and Sensitivity were not Gobber's strong points, and he took the first five minutes to come up with "Hiccup copped it. SORRY," and then spent the second five minutes tearing his beard out. Consequently, although secretly mightily relieved, he was not in a Good Mood and, as soon as 34 he could get his breath back, he exploded all over the place, as the boys stood, shivering violently, in a bedraggled line. "NEVER ... in FOURTEEN YEARS .,. have I come across such a load of HOPELESS BARNACLES as you lot. WHICH OF YOU USELESS MOLLUSKS WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR WAKING UP THE DRAGONS????" "I was," said Hiccup. Which wasn't strictly true. "Oh, that's BRILLIANT," bellowed Gobber, "just BRILLIANT. Our Future Leader shows off his magnificent Leadership Skills. At the tender age of ten and a half he does his best to annihilate himself 第 19 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
and the rest of you in A SIMPLE MILITARY EXERCISE!" Snotlout sniggered. "You find something amusing about that, Snotlout?" asked Gobber, with dangerous softness. "EVERYBODY IS ON LIMPET RATIONS FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS." The boys groaned. "Smart work, Hiccup," sneered Snotlout. "I can't wait to see you in action on the battlefield." "SILENCE!" yelled Gobber. "THIS IS YOUR 35 INITIATION, NOT A DAY OUT IN THE COUNTRY! SILENCE, OR YOU'LL BE LUNCHING ON LUGWORMS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES!" "Now," continued Gobber, more calmly, "although that was an absolute mess, it wasn't a total disaster. I PRESUME that you do all HAVE a dragon after that fiasco . . . ?" "Yes," chorused the boys. Fishlegs took a sideways glance at Hiccup, who was staring straight ahead. "Lucky for you," said Gobber, ominously. "So you have all passed the first part of the Dragon Test. There are, however, still two parts that you have to complete before you can become full members of the Tribe. Your next task will be to train this dragon yourself. This will be a test of the force of your personality. You will assert your will over this wild creature and show it who is Master. Your dragon will be expected to obey simple commands such as "go" and "stay," and hunt fish for you in the way that dragons have hunted for the Sons of Thor since anybody can remember. If you are worried about the training process, you should study a book called How to Train Your Dragon by 36 Professor Yobbish, which you will find in the fireplace of the Great Hall." Suddenly Gobber looked very pleased with himself. "I stole that 第 20 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
book from the Meathead Public Library myself," he said modestly, regarding his very black fingernails. "From right under the nose of the Hairy Scary Librarian . . . He never noticed a thing . . . Now THAT'S burglary for you. . . ." Wartihog put up his hand. "What happens if we can't read, sir?" "No boasting, Wartihog!" boomed Gobber. "Get some idiot to read it for you. Yout dragons will begin to go back to sleep, because this is still their hibernation time" -- some of the dragons had, indeed, gone very quiet inside the baskets -- "so take them home and put them in a warm place. They should wake up in the next couple of weeks.you will then have only FOUR MONTHS to prepare for Initiation Day at the Thor's-day Thursday Celebrations, and the final part of your Test. If, on that day, you can prove that you have trained your dragon to the satisfaction of myself and other elders of the Tribe, you can finally call yourself a Hooligan of Berk." 37 The boys stood very tall and tried to look like proper Hooligans. "HEROES OR EXILE!" yelled Gobber the Belch. "HEROES OR EXILE!" yelled eight boys fanatically back at him.
Exile, thought Hiccup and Fishlegs sadly. "I. . . hate . . . being . . . a . . . Viking," panted Fishlegs to Hiccup as they stumbled back through the bracken to the Hooligan village. You didn't really walk on the island of Berk, you waded -- through heather or bracken or mud or snow, which clung on to your legs and made them difficult to lift. It was the sort of country where the sea and the land were always falling into one another and getting mixed up. The island was shot through with holes burrowed by the water, a maze of criss-crossing underground streams. You could put your foot on a solid-looking piece of grass and find yourself disappearing up to your thigh in black, sticky mud. You could be making your way through the ferns and suddenly find yourself fording a river, waist-high and icy cold. The boys were already soaked to the skin with 第 21 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
38 seawater, and now the snow had turned to horizontal driving rain, blowing in their faces with the strength of one of the gale-force winds that were always shrieking across the salty wastelands of Berk. "A narrow escape from horrible death first thing on Thursday morning," complained Fishlegs, "followed by complete rejection by the junior half of the Tribe . . . Nobody's going to talk to me for YEARS after this -- except for you, of course, Hiccup, but then you're just a weirdo like me -- " "Thank you," said Hiccup. "And on top of everything," continued Fishlegs bitterly, "a twomile run carrying a deranged dragon on my back" -- the basket on Fishlegs' back was plunging wildly from side to side as the dragon inside tried 39 manically to get out -- "and only a dinner of horrible limpets to look forward to at the end of it." Hiccup agreed that it wasn't a delicious prospect. "You can have this dragon back if you like, Hiccup. I warn you, they're filthy heavy when they're wet and angry," said Fishlegs, miserably. "Gobber is going to go off like a typhoon when he finds out you haven't got a dragon." "But I HAVE got one," said Hiccup. Fishlegs stopped and began to take the basket off his back. "I know it IS yours REALLY," he sighed wearily. "I think I'll just go straight past the village and keep on running till I reach somewhere civilized. Rome perhaps. I've always wanted to go to Rome. And I haven't got a hope in Valhalla of passing Initiation anyway, so --" "No, I've got another one, in my basket," Hiccup insisted. Fishlegs' jaw dropped open in disbelief. "I got it when I went back into the tunnel," explained Hiccup. 第 22 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"Well, blister my barnacles," said Fishlegs. "How in Thor's name did you know it was there? It was so dark you couldn't see the horns in front of you." 40 "It was weird," said Hiccup. "I sort of sensed it when we were running down the tunnel. I couldn't see anything, but as we were passing, I just knew there was a dragon there, and that it was meant to be MY dragon. I was going to ignore it, actually, because we were in a bit of a hurry, but then you said about not having a dragon and I went back, and ... there it was, lying on this shelf in the tunnel, just as I'd imagined it would be." "Well, jigger my jellyfish," said Fishlegs, and the boys started running again. Hiccup was bruised all over, shaking from shock, and he had a nasty dragon wound in his calf, which was stinging like crazy from the saltwater. He was freezing cold and there was an irritating bit of seaweed in one of his sandals. He was also a bit worried because he knew he should not have risked his life trying to get a dragon for Fishlegs. This was not the act of a Viking Hero. A Viking Hero would know not to intervene between Fishlegs and his Fate. On the other hand, Hiccup had been worrying about Dragon-catching Day for longer than he could remember. He had been sure he would be the only one 41 to come back without a dragon, and shame, embarrassment, and awful exile would follow. And now, here he was: a Viking warrior WITH a dragon. So, on the whole, he was feeling fairly pleased with himself. Things were looking up.
... .. You know, Hiccup," said Fishlegs a little later, as the wooden fortifications of the village appeared on the horizon, "that sounds like Fate, you sensing the dragon was there like that. This could be Meant to Be. You could have some sort of wonder-dragon in there. Something that makes a Monstrous Nightmare look like a 第 23 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
flying frog!You are the son and heir of Chief Stoick after all, and it's about time Fate came in with a sign about your destiny." The boys stopped, puffing with exhaustion. "Oh, I'm sure it's just a Common or Garden that wandered away from the rest," said Hiccup, trying to sound careless but unable to keep the excitement out of his voice. He could have something marvelous in there! Maybe Old Wrinkly was right. Old Wrinkly was Hiccup's grandfather on his mother's side. He had 42 taken up soothsaying in his old age and he kept on telling Hiccup how he had looked into the future and that Hiccup was destined for great things. This amazing dragon could be the beginning of his transformation from ordinary old Hiccup, who wasn't particularly good at anything, into a Hero of the Future! Hiccup took the basket off his back and paused before opening it. "It's very still, isn't it?" said Fishlegs, suddenly less certain of the Fate theory. "I mean, it isn't moving at all in there. Are you sure it's alive?" "It's just very deeply asleep," said Hiccup. "It was stone cold when I picked it up." Suddenly he had a strong feeling that the gods were on his side. He KNEW that this dragon was alive. With trembling fingers, Hiccup undid the latch, took off the lid of the basket, and peered in. Fishlegs joined him. Things weren't looking so good anymore. There, curled up fast asleep in the bottom of the basket in a tangled dragon knot, lay perhaps the most common Common or Garden Dragon Hiccup had ever seen. 43 [Image: A small dragon]] 44 第 24 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Absolutely the only extraordinary thing about this dragon was how extraordinarily SMALL it was. In this it was truly extraordinary. Most dragons that the Vikings used for hunting purposes were about the size of a Labrador retriever. The adolescent dragons the boys were collecting weren't quite that big, but they were nearly fully grown. This dragon was more comparable to a West Highland Terrier. Hiccup couldn't think how he had overlooked this when he picked the dragon up in the tunnel. He supposed, miserably, that it was rather a pressured moment, what with three thousand dragons trying to kill him at the time. And dragons in a deep Sleep Coma do tend to weigh more than they do when they're awake. "Well," said Hiccup at last, "that's a sign, if you like. Youreach for a Deadly Nadder and what do you get? A Basic Brown. I grab a dragon in the dark and what do I get? A Common or Garden. The thing is, the gods are telling us we're Common or Garden folk, Fishlegs. You and I, we're not meant to be Heroes." "It doesn't matter about ME . . . ," said Fishlegs, 45 "but you are meant to be a Hero. Remember? Son of the Chief and all that? And you will be one, I know you will. . . ." Fishlegs put the basket back on Hiccup's back and they trudged toward the village gates together. "... At least, I sincerely HOPE you will. I don't want to be following Snotlout into battle. You've got more ideas about military tactics in your little finger than Snotlout has in his whole fat head. ..." While that may have been true, not only was Hiccup not about to be the future star of Dragon training -- but with this particular dragon it was even going to be difficult for him to take his familiar place fading into the background. It was so small it was going to make him look ridiculous. It was so small that Snotlout was going to have some very unpleasant things to say about it. 46 第 25 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Chapter 4 HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON "HA HA HA HA!" Snotlout was laughing so hard that he hadn't managed to say anything at all. The boys were hanging about the village gates, taking the opportunity to show off the dragons that they had caught. Hiccup had tried to walk through without being noticed, but Snotlout had stopped him. "Let's see what pathetic creature Hiccup has got," said Snotlout, and took off the lid. "Oh, this is BRILLIANT -- look at it!" said Snotlout, when he finally got his breath back from laughing. "What IS it, Hiccup? A brown bunny rabbit with wings? A flower fairy? A fluffy flying frog? Gather round everybody and see the magnif icent animal that Our Future Leader has caught himself!" "Oh, Hiccup, you are useless," crowed Speedifist. "You're the son of a CHIEF,forThor'ssake. Why didn't you get one of those If 47 new Monstrous Nightmares with the six-foot wing-span and the extraextendable claws? They're really mean killers, they are.""I have one," grinned Snotlout, I gesturing to the terrifying-looking, flame-red animal fast asleep in his basket. "I think I shall call her FIREWORM. What are you going to call yours, Hiccup? Sweetums? Sugarlips? Babyface?" Hiccup's dragon took this particular moment to give a huge yawn, opening his tiny mouth wide to reveal a flickering, forked tongue, very pink gums, and ABSOLUTELY NO TEETH AT ALL. Snotlout laughed so hard, Speedifist had to hold him upright. 48 "TOOTHLESS!" cried Snotlout. "Hiccup has found himself the only TOOTHLESS dragon in the uncivilized world! This is too good. Hiccup the USELESS and his dragon, TOOTHLESS!" Fishlegs leaped to Hiccup's defense. 第 26 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"Well, you are not allowed that Monstrous Nightmare that you've got there, Snotface Snotlout. Only the son of a Chief is allowed a Monstrous Nightmare. That Fireworm dragon is Hiccup's, by right." Snotlout's eyes narrowed. He grabbed Fishlegs's arm and twisted it viciously behind his back. "Nobody's listening to you, you plankton-hearted, fish-legged, disaster area," sneered Snotlout. "Thanks to you and your sniveling, sneezing disability, that whole military operation was nearly a total disaster. When I'm Chief of this Tribe the first thing I'm going to do is boot anybody with a pathetic allergy like yours straight out into exile. You're not fit to be a Hooligan!" Fishlegs went very white in the face, but he still managed to gasp out, "But you are NOT going to be Chief of this Tribe. HICCUP is going to be Chief of this Tribe." 49 Snotlout dropped Fishlegs's arm and advanced menacingly on Hiccup. "Oh, he is, is he?" jeered Snotlout. "So, I'm not allowed that Monstrous Nightmare, am I? Our Future Leader is keeping very quiet about it, isn't he? Come on, Hiccup, I'm stealing your inheritance. What are you going to do about it, then, eh?" The boys all looked solemn. Snotlout really had broken an ancient Viking rule. "Hiccup should challenge you for the dragon," said Fishlegs slowly, and everybody swiveled around to look expectantly at Hiccup. "Oh, brilliant," muttered Hiccup under his breath. "Thank you, Fishlegs. My day just gets better and better." Snotlout was a great brute of a boy who didn't really need Dogsbreath's help when it came to bashing people up. He wore specially constructed, bronze-tipped sandals in order to cause maximum damage when kicking people. Hiccup tried to stay out of his way as much as he possibly could. But he couldn't ignore this insult to his status, now that Fishlegs had helpfully pointed it out, without looking like a coward in front of the other boys. And 第 27 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
50 if you became known as a coward in the Hooligan Tribe, you might as well go the whole hog and wear a pale pink jerkin, take up playing the harp, and change your name to Ermintrude. "I challenge you, Snotface Snotlout, for the dragon, Fireworm, who is mine by right," said Hiccup, trying to hide his reluctance by speaking as loudly and formally as he could. "I accept your challenge," said Snotlout super-fast, grinning all over his horrid, smug face. "Axes or fists?" "Fists," said Hiccup. Because axes were a REALLY bad idea. "I shall look forward to showing you how a real Future Hero fights," said Snotlout, and then he 51 remembered something, "AFTER the Initiation thing on Thor'sday Thursday, though. I don't want to stub my toe or anything while I'm kicking you all around the village." "Hiccup might win," Fishlegs pointed out. "OF COURSE he won't win," boasted Snotlout. "Look at my sporting ability, my Viking courage, my capacity for mindless violence. I shall win just as surely as I shall be Chief of this Tribe one day. I mean, look at my dragon and then look at HIS dragon." He pointed mockingly at Toothless. "The gods have spoken. It's only a matter of time. "In the meantime," Snotlout carried on, "I shall live in fear of being gummed to death by Hiccup's terrifying, toothless terrapin." And Snotlout sauntered off in a lordly fashion, giving Hiccup a nasty kick on the shins as he did so.
... "Sorry about the challenge," Fishlegs apologized, after they had left the baskets with the dragons in them under their beds at their homes. "Oh, don't worry about it," said Hiccup. "Somebody would have gotten me to do it anyway.You know how they all love a fight." 52 第 28 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Fishlegs and Hiccup were going to the Great Hall to look for the book Gobber had recommended: How to Train Your Dragon, by Professor Yobbish. "As it happens," confided Hiccup, "I know a bit about dragons already, but I haven't the foggiest clue how to start training one. I would have said they were virtually untrainable. I'm really looking forward to getting some tips." The Great Hall was a hullabaloo of young barbarians fighting, yelling, and playing the popular Viking game of Bashyball, which was a very violent contact sport with lots of contact and very few rules. Hiccup and Fishlegs found the book tucked away in the fireplace, practically in the fire. Hiccup had never noticed it before. He opened the book. (I have included a basic replica of How to Train Your Dragon, by Professor Yobbish, here -- in order that you can share the experience with Hiccup of opening that book for the first time, full of hope and interest and expectation. You will have to imagine that the cover is unusually thick, with huge golden clasps, and that some scribe has covered it in elaborately fancy gilt lettering. It looks very inviting indeed.) 53 HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON -BY-PROFESSOR YOBBISH BA, MA Hons, Cantab. Etc. BIG AXE BOOKS 10th Anniversary Edition WINNER OF THE BEST BOOK FOR BARBARIANS GOLD AWARD 54 This book is dedicated to mommy, with love from your dearest you. Copyright © Professor Yobbish, Dark Ages. The publishers, Big Axe Books Ltd, would like to point out that they take no responsibility whatsoever for any injuries that may occur as a result of any person or persons following the advice 第 29 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
given this book. Thank you for your attention. 55 MEATHEAD PUBLIC LIBRARY A note from the Hairy Scary Librarian: Please return this book or before the last date stamped or I will be VERY ANNOYED. I think you know what I mean. DO NOT REMOVE THIS BOOK OR WE WILL BASH YOU!!! 56 ABOUT THE AUTHOR Professor Yobbish (BA, MA Hons, Cantab. etc.) has spent many years in the wild observing dragons in their natural habitat. This book is the culmination of his research and it is the definitive textbook on the subject of these fascinating creatures. Professor Yobbish lives alone in a cave on the Isle of Doom. He is the author of Looking After Your Killer Whale and Sharks and Other Great Pets. He is currently writing a book about butterflies. 57 CHAPTER THE FIRST (AND LAST) The Golden Rule of Dragon- Training is to... YELL AT IT! (The louder the better.) THE END 58 How would YOU train a dragon? Look inside for ALL the answers in Professor Yobbish's hugely entertaining, and informative book. Follow his simple advice and you will soon be on your way to becoming the Hero you've always wanted to be... Praise for How To Train Your Dragon: "This book changed my life." Squidface the Terrible "A brilliant book." The MeatheadMonthly 第 30 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"Nobody yells better than Professor Yobbish. This is a sensitive and well-researched book that contains all the information you need to turn your dragon into a pussy cat." The Hooligan observer "Yobbish is a genius."The Viking Times PRICE: 1 SMAUISH CHICKEN 20 OYSTERS 59 "THAT'S IT??!" said Hiccup furiously, turning the book upside down and shaking it, trying to see whether there was anything other than that single page of paper inside it. Hiccup put the book down. His face was unusually grim. "Okay, Fishlegs," he said, "unless you're any better at yelling than I am, we're on our own. We're going to have to work out our own method of dragon training." 60 Stoick the VAST 61 Chapter 5 A CHAT WITH OLD WRINKLY The next morning, Hiccup checked the dragon under his bed. It was still asleep. When his mother, Valhallarama, asked him at breakfast, "How did Initiation go yesterday, dear?" Hiccup said, "Oh, it was fine. I caught my dragon." "That's nice, dear," Valhallarama replied vaguely. Stoick the Vast looked up briefly from his bowl and boomed, "EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT," before getting back to the important task of shoveling food into his mouth. After breakfast, Hiccup went to sit on the front step beside his grandfather, who was smoking a pipe. It was a beautiful, cold, clear winter's morning, with not a breath of wind and the sea all around as flat as glass. Old Wrinkly blew out smoke rings content-I edly as he watched the sun coming up. Hiccup shivered and chucked stones into the bracken. Neither of them spoke for a long time. At last Hiccup said, "I got that dragon." 第 31 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"I said you would, didn't I?" replied Old Wrinkly, 62 very pleased with himself. Old Wrinkly had taken up soothsaying in his old age, mostly unsuccessfully. Looking into the future is a complicated business. So he was particularly pleased that he'd gotten this right. "Something extraordinary, you said," complained Hiccup. "A truly unusual dragon, you said. An animal that would really make me stand out in the crowd." "Absolutely," agreed Old Wrinkly. "The entrails were undeniable." "The only extraordinary thing about this dragon," continued Hiccup, "is how extraordinarily SMALL it is. In that it is super-unusual. I'm even more of a laughingstock than ever." "Oh, dear," said Old Wrinkly, chuckling in a wheezy way over his pipe. Hiccup looked at him reproachfully. Old Wrinkly hurriedly turned the laugh into a cough. "Size is all relative, Hiccup," said Old Wrinkly. "ALL of these dragons are super-small compared to a real Sea Dragon. A REAL Sea Dragon is fifty times as big as that little creature. A real Sea Dragon from the bottom of the ocean can swallow ten large Viking ships in one gulp and not even notice. 63 A real Sea Dragon is a cruel, careless mystery like the mighty ocean itself, one moment calm as a scallop, the next raging like an octopus." "Well, here on Berk," said Hiccup, "where we haven't any Sea Dragons to compare anything with, my dragon is just considerably smaller than everybody else's. You are getting off the point." "Am I?" asked Old Wrinkly. "The point is, I just don't see how I am ever going to become a Hero," said Hiccup gloomily. "I am the least Heroic boy in the whole Hooligan Tribe." 第 32 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"Oh.pshaw, this ridiculous Tribe," fumed Old Wrinkly. "Okay, so you are not what we call a born Hero. You're not big and tough and charismatic like Snotlout. But you're just going to have to work at it. You're going to have to learn how to be a Hero the Hard Way. "Anyway," said Old Wrinkly, "it might be just what this Tribe needs, a change in leadership style. Because the thing is, times are changing. We can't get away with being bigger and more violent than everybody else any more. IMAGINATION. That's what they need and what you've got. A Hero of the Future is going to have to be clever and cunning, not just a big 64 lump with overdeveloped muscles. He's going to have to stop everyone quarreling among themselves and get them to face the enemy together." "How am I going to persuade anybody to do anything?" asked Hiccup. "They've started calling me HICCUP THE USELESS. That is not a great name for a Military Leader." "You have to see the bigger picture, Hiccup," continued Old Wrinkly, ignoring him. "You're called a few names. You're not a natural at Bashyball. Who cares? These are very little problems in the grand scheme of things." "It's all very well for you to say they are little problems," said Hiccup crossly, "but I have a LOT of little problems. I have to train this super-small dragon in time for Thor'sday Thursday or be thrown out of the Hairy Hooligan Tribe forever." "Ah, yes," said Old Wrinkly, thoughtfully. "There's a book on this subject, isn't there? Remind me, how does the great Professor of Meathead University think you should train a dragon?" "He thinks you should yell at it," said Hiccup, gloomily chucking stones again. "Show the beast who is Master by the sheer charismatic force of your 65 personality that sort of thing. I have about as much charisma as a stranded jellyfish and yelling is just another thing I am useless at."
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"Ye-e-es," said Old Wrinkly, "but maybe you'll have to train your dragon the Hard Way. You know a very great deal about dragons, don't you, Hiccup? All that dragon-watching you've been doing over the years?" "That's a secret," said Hiccup, uncomfortably. "I've seen you talking to them," said Old Wrinkly. "That's NOT TRUE," protested Hiccup, going bright red in the face. "Okay, then," soothed Old Wrinkly, calmly smoking his pipe, "it's not true." There was silence for a bit. 66 "It is true," admitted Hiccup, "but for Thor's sake don't tell anybody, they wouldn't understand." "Talking to dragons is a highly unusual skill," said Old Wrinkly. "Maybe," he said, "you can train a dragon better by talking to it than by yelling at it." "That's sweet," said Hiccup, "and a very touching thought. However, a dragon is not a fluffy creature like a dog or a cat or a pony. A dragon is not going to do what you say just because you ask it pretty please. From what I know about dragons," said Hiccup, "I should say that yelling was a pretty good method." "But it has its limitations, doesn't it?" Old Wrinkly pointed out. "I would say that yelling was highly effective on any dragon smaller than a sea lion. And positively suicidal if you try it on anything larger. Why don't you come up with some alternative training schemes yourself? You might be able to add something to Professor Yobbish's book. I've often thought that that book needs a little something extra ... I can't quite put my finger on it. . ." "WORDS," said Hiccup. "That book needs a lot more words." 67 Chapter6 MEANWHILE, DEEP IN THE OCEAN... Meanwhile, deep in the ocean, but not so very far from the Isle of Berk, a real Sea Dragon such as Old Wrinkly had been describing lay sleeping on the sea-bed. He was indescribably large. He had been 第 34 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
there so long that he almost seemed to be part of the ocean floor itself, a great underwater mountain, covered in shells and barnacles, some of his limbs half-buried in the sand. Generation after generation of little hermit crabs had been born and had died in this Dragon's ears. Hundreds and hundreds of years he'd slept, because he'd had rather a large meal. He'd had the luck to catch a Roman Legion camping on a clifftop -- they were completely cut off and he had spent an enjoyable afternoon wolfing down the whole lot of them, from commanding officer to lowliest private. Horses, chariots, shields, and spears, the entire lot went down the ravenous, reptilian gullet. And, while things such as golden chariot wheels are an additional source of fiber to a Dragon's diet, they do take some time to digest. 68 The Dragon had crawled down into the depths of the ocean and gone into a Sleep Coma. Dragons can stay in this suspended state for eternity, half-dead, half-alive, buried under fathom after fathom of icy-cold seawater. Not a muscle of this particular Dragon had moved for six or seven centuries. But the previous week, a Killer Whale who had chased some seals unexpectedly deep was surprised to notice a slight movement in the upper eyelid of the dragon's right eye. An ancestral memory stirred in the whale's brain and he swam away from there as fast as his fins could carry him. And, a week later, the sea around the Dragon Mountain -- which had previously been teeming with crabs and lobsters and shoals and shoals of fish -- was a great, underwater desert. Not a mollusk stirred, not a scallop shimmied. The only sign of life for miles and miles was the rapid jerking of both the Dragon's eyelids, fluttering up and down as if the Dragon had suddenly gone into a lighter sleep and was dreaming who knows what dark dreams. 69 Chapter 7 TOOTHLESS WAKES UP Toothless woke up about three weeks later. Fishlegs and Hiccup were at Hiccup's house. Everybody else was out, so Hiccup decided to take the opportunity to check on Toothless's basket. He pulled it out from under the bed. A thin plume of bluish gray smoke was drifting out from under the lid. 第 35 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Fishlegs whistled. "He's awake all right," said Fishlegs. "Here we go." Hiccup opened the basket. The smoke billowed out and made Hiccup and Fishlegs cough. Hiccup fanned it away. Once his eyes had stopped watering he could make out a very small, ordinary dragon looking up at him with enormous, innocent, grass-green eyes. "Hello, Toothless1," said Hiccup, in what he hoped was a good accent in Dragonese. "What are you doing?" asked Fishlegs curiously. Dragonese is punctuated by shrill shrieks and popping [Footnote: 'This should, of course, read "Howiieeliooiieetiere, Toothless," but I have translated it into English for the benefit of those readers whose Dragonese is a bit rusty. Please read Hiccup's book, Learning to Speak Dragonese, for a crash course in this fascinating language.] 70 [ Learning to speak Dragonese Introduction In ORDER train your dragon without using the traditional methods of yelling at it, you must first learn to speak dragonese . Dragons are the only other creatures who speak a languages as complicated and sophisticated as humans Here are some common dragon phrases to get you started Nee-an crappa inna di hoosus pishyou No pooing inside the house please Mi Mana no likeit yum yum on di bum My mother does not like to be Bitten on the bottom Fishyou keendle gobha oot mi freeundlee? 第 36 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Please would you be so kind as to spit my friend out? Doit a wummortime Let's try that again] 71 noises and sounds MOST extraordinary when spoken by a human. "Just talking to it," mumbled Hiccup, very embarrassed. "Just talking to it???" gasped Fishlegs, in astonishment. "What do you mean, you're talking to it? Ifou can't talk to it, it's an ANIMAL, for Trior's sake!" "Oh shut up, Fishlegs," said Hiccup, impatiently, "you're frightening it." Toothless huffed and puffed and blew out some smoke rings. He inflated his neck to make himself look bigger, which is something dragons do when they are scared or angry. Eventually he got up the courage to unfurl his wings and flap up onto Hiccup's arm. He walked his way up on to Hiccup's shoulder and Hiccup turned his face toward him. Toothless pressed his forehead onto Hiccup's forehead and gazed deeply and solemnly into Hiccup's eyes. They stayed there, snout to nose, without moving, for about sixty seconds. Hiccup had to blink a lot because the gaze of a dragon is hypnotic and gives the unnerving feeling that it is sucking your soul away. Hiccup was just thinking, "Wow, this is amazing -72 I'm really making contact here!" when Toothless bent down and bit him on the arm. Hiccup let out a yelp and threw Toothless off him. "F-f-flsii," hissed Toothless, hovering in the air in front of Hiccup. "W-w-wwant fish HOW!" "I haven't got any fish," said Hiccup in Dragonese, rubbing his arm. Luckily Toothless didn't have any teeth, but dragons have powerful jaws so it was still painful. Toothless bit him on the 第 37 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
other arm. "F-F-F-FISH!" said Toothless again. "Are you okay?" asked Fishlegs. "I can't believe I'm asking this, but what's he saying?" "He wants to eat," replied Hiccup, grimly rubbing both arms. He tried to make his voice sound firm but pleasant; to dominate the creature by the sheer force of his personality, as Gobber had said. "But WE HAVE N0 FISH." "Okaythen," said Toothless. "Eat e-c-cat." 73 He made a lunge for Fiddlesticks, who streaked up the nearest wall with a yowl of terror. Hiccup just managed to grab Toothless by the tail as he flew off in pursuit. The dragon struggled wildly, shouting "WABT F-F-FISH BOW! WABT F-F-FOOD NOW! CATS ARE TOMMX WABT FOOD BOW!" "We don't HAVE any fish," repeated Hiccup, from between gritted teeth, feeling all his calmness deserting him, "and you can't eat tie cat- I like him."Fiddlesticks mewed indignantly from a beam high up in the roof. They put Toothless in Stoick's bedroom, where there was a mouse problem. For a while he was happy swooping after the desperately squeaking mice, but then he got bored and started attacking the mattress. "STOP!" yelled Hiccup as feathers flew in all directions. Toothless replied by throwing up the remains of a recently deceased mouse right in the middle of Stoick's pillow. 74 "Aaaargh!" said Hiccup. "AAAAAAARGH!" said Stoick the Vast, who entered the room at that very moment. Toothless launched himself at Stoick the Vast's beard, which he mistook for a chicken. 第 38 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"Get him off!" said Stoick. "He doesn't do what I say," said Hiccup. "Yell VERY LOUDLY at him," Stoick shouted, YERY LOUDLY. Hiccup yelled as loudly as he could. "Please will you stop eating my father's beard?" As Hiccup had suspected, Toothless took absolutely no notice whatsoever.
I KNEW I'd be useless at yelling, thought Hiccup gloomily. "DROPTOTHEFLOORYOUORRRIBLELIT-TLEREPTILE!" yelled Stoick. Toothless dropped to the floor. "You see?" said Stoick. "That's how to deal with dragons." Newtsbreath and Hookfang, Stoick's hunting dragons, came padding into the room. Toothless stiffened as they paced around him, their yellow eyes glinting evilly. Each was about the size of a leopard, and 75 they were as delighted by his arrival as a couple of giant cats might be by that of a cute little kitten. "Greetings, fellow firebreather," hissed Newtsbreath as he gave the wriggling newcomer a sniff. "We must wait," purred Hookfang menacingly, "until we are alone and then we can give you a proper welcome." He gave a vicious swipe at Toothless with one paw. A claw like a kitchen knife just nicked Toothless on the rump and the little dragon howled and jumped into Hiccup's tunic, until only his tail was poking out of the neck. "HOOKFANG!" bellowed Stoick. "My claw slipped," whined Hookfang. "GEDDOUTOFHEREBEFOREIMAKEYOUIK-TOHANDBAGS!" yelled Stoick, and Newtsbreath and Hookfang slunk out, muttering obscene dragon curses under their breaths. 第 39 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"As I was saying," said Stoick the Vast. "THAT'S how to deal with dragons." Stoick was looking at Toothless with uncharacteristic anxiety. "Son," said Stoick, hoping there might be some sort of mistake, "is this dragon your dragon?"
"Yes, father," Hiccup admitted. 76 "It's very . . . well. . . it's very . . . SMALL, isn't it?" said Stoick slowly. Stoick was not an observant person but even he could not fail to notice that this dragon really was remarkably small. "... and it hasn't got any teeth." There was an awkward silence. Fishlegs came to Hiccup's rescue. "That's because it's an unusual breed," said Fishlegs. "A unique and . . . er . . . violent species called the Toothless Daydream, distant relations of the 77 Monstrous Nightmare, but far more ruthless and so rare they are practically extinct." "Really?" Stoick surveyed the Toothless Daydream doubtfully. "It looks just like a Common or Garden to me." 'Ahhh, but with respect, Chief," said Fishlegs, "that's where you're WRONG. To the amateur eye and, indeed, to its prey, it looks exactly like a Common or Garden. But if you look a little closer the characteristic Daydream marking" -- Fishlegs pointed to a wart on the end of Toothless's nose -- "marks it out from the more ordinary breed." "By Thor, you're right!" said Stoick. "And it's not just your average Toothless Daydream either." Fishlegs was getting carried away now. "This particular dragon is of ROYAL BLOOD." 第 40 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"No!" said Stoick, very impressed. Stoick was a terrific snob. ""Yes," said Fishlegs solemnly. "Your son has only gone and burgled the offspring of King Daggerfangs himself, the reptilian ruler of Wild Dragon Cliff. The Royal Daydreams tend to start out small but they grow into creatures of IMPRESSIVE -- even GARGANTUAN --size." 78 "Just like you, eh, Hiccup," said Stoick, giving a great laugh and ruffling his son's hair. Stoick's tummy gave out a plaintive rumble like a distant underground explosion. "Time for a little supper, I think. Clear up this mess, will you, boys?" Stoick strode off, relieved to have had his faith in his son restored. "Thanks, Fishlegs," said Hiccup. "You were inspired." "Not at all," said Fishlegs. "I owed you one after setting you up for that fight with Snotlout." "Father's going to find out at some point anyway, though," said Hiccup gloomily. "Not necessarily," said Fishlegs. "Look at all that talking you were doing with the Toothless Daydream here. That was INCREDIBLE. UNBELIEVABLE. I've never seen anything like it. You'll be training him in next to no time." "I was talking to him, all right," said Hiccup, "but he didn't listen to a word I said." When he was going to bed that night, Hiccup didn't want to leave Toothless in front of the fire with Newtsbreath and Hookfang. 79 "Can I take him to bed with me?" he asked Stoick. "A dragon is a working animal," said Stoick the Vast. "Too much hugging and kissing will make him lose his vicious streak." 第 41 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"But Newtsbreath will kill him if I leave him alone with them." Newtsbreath gave an appreciative growl. "It would. be m y pleasure ," he hissed. "Nonsense," boomed Stoick, unaware of Newts-breath's last remark, as he didn't speak Dragonese. Hegave Newtsbreath a friendly cuff round the horns. "Newtsbreath just wants to play. That sort of rough-and-tumble is good for a young dragon. Makes him learn to stick up for himself." Hookfang extended his claws like switchblades and drummed them on the hearth. say goodnight to Toothless by the fire, but smuggled him into the bedroom under his tunic. "You mu st be absolutely quiet," he told Toothless sternly as they climbed into bed, and the dragon nodded eagerly. In fact, he snored loudly the entire claws like switchblades and Hiccup pretended to 80 night, but Hiccup didn't care. Hiccup spent the whole of the winter on Berk in various states of "very cold," ranging from "fairly chilly" to "absolutely freezing." At night, too many layers were considered sissy, so Hiccup generally lay awake for a couple of hours until he had shivered himself into a light sleep. Now, though, as Hiccup stretched his feet out against Toothless's back, he felt waves of heat coming off the little dragon, gradually creeping up his legs and warming his freezing cold stomach and heart, even traveling right up to his head, which hadn't been truly warm for almost six months. Even his ears burned contentedly. It would have taken the snoring of six strong dragons to have woken Hiccup, so deeply did he sleep that night. 81 Chapter 8 TRAINING YOUR DRAGON THE HARD WAY Hiccup was still pretty certain, knowing dragons as he did, that yelling was the easiest method of training them. So, over the next couple of weeks, he tried yelling at Toothless to see if he could make it work. He tried yelling loudly, firmly, strictly. He looked as cross as he could. But Toothless wouldn't take him seriously.
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Hiccup finally gave up on the yelling when Toothless stole a kipper off his plate one morning at breakfast. Hiccup let out his most fierce and frightening yell and Toothless just gave him a wicked look and knocked everything else on to the floor with one swipe of his tail. That was it with the yelling, as far as Hiccup was concerned. "Okay, then," said Hiccup, "I'll try going to the other extreme." So he was as nice to Toothless as he possibly could be. He gave Toothless the comfiest bit of the bed and lay dangerously balanced on the edge of it himself. 82 He fed him as much kipper and lobster as he wanted. He only did this once, though, as the little dragon just went on eating until he had made himself thoroughly sick. He played games with him for hours and hours. He told him jokes, he brought him mice to eat, he scratched the bit that Toothless couldn't quite reach in between the spokes on his back. He made that dragon's life as close to Dragon Heaven as he possibly could. By mid February, the winter was coming to an end on Berk, and the snowy season had turned into the rainy season. It was the kind of weather where your clothes never got dry, no matter what. Hiccup would hang up his sodden tunic on a chair in front of the fire before going to bed at night, and in the morning it would still be wet -- warm and wet rather than cold and wet, but WET nonetheless. The ground all around the Village had turned into knee-deep mud. "What, in Woden's name, are you doing?" asked Fishlegs when he came across Hiccup digging a large hole just outside the house. 83 "Building a mud wallow for Toothless," panted Hiccup. "You spoil that dragon, you really do," said Fish-legs, shaking his head. "It's psychology, you see," said Hiccup. "It's clever and it's 第 43 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
subtle, not like that caveman yelling you're doing with Horrorcow." Fishlegs had named his dragon Horrorcow. The "horror" bit was to make the poor creature at least sound a bit frightening. The "cow" bit was because for a dragon she really wasremarkably like a cow. She was a large, peaceful, brown creature, with an easygoing nature. Fishlegs suspected she might even be vegetarian. "I'm always catching her nibbling at the woodwork," he complained. "BLOOD, Horrorcow, BLOOD -- that's what you should want!" Nonetheless, maybe Fishlegs was a better yeller than Hiccup, or maybe Horrorcow was a lazier and more obliging character than Toothless, but Horrorcow was proving very easy to train by the yelling method. "Okay, Toothless, it's read y," said Hiccup. "Get yourself a good. wallow." Toothless stopped trying to catch voles and 84 leaped into the mud. He rolled over and over in the oozy muck, spreading out his wings and squirming happily. "I'm bonding with him," said Hiccup, "so he'll want to do what I say." "Hiccup," said Fishlegs, as Toothless sucked up a good mouthful of the mud and spat it out straight into Hiccup's face, "I may not know much about dragons, but I do know that they are the most selfish creatures on Earth. No dragon is ever going to do what you want out of gratitude. Dragons do not know what gratitude is. Give up. This will NEVER WORK." "Tie tiling about us it-h-hragons," said Toothless, helpfully, "is we're s-s-survivors. We're not like s-s-sappy cats or it-it-huijib itogs, failing in l-l-love with their Masters and yocky things like that. 85 Only reason we ever do what a what a m-m-man wants is because he's b-b-bigger than us and. gives us food." "What's he saying?" asked Fishlegs. 第 44 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"Pretty much what you're saying," said Hiccup. "N-n-never trust a dragon," said Toothless, cheerfully hopping out of the wallow and helping himself to one of the winkles that Hiccup had found for him (Toothless was particularly fond of winkles -"J-j-just like picking your n-n-nose," he had said). "That's what my-m-m-mother taught me in the nest, and she shoud know." Hiccup sighed. It was true. Toothless was cute to look at, and very good company -- if a little demanding. However, you only had to look into his big, innocent, heavily lashed eyes to realize that he was totally without morals. The eyes were ancient, the eyes of a killer. You might as well ask a crocodile or a shark to be your friend. Hiccup wiped the mud off his face. "I'll think of something else," said Hiccup. February turned into March and Hiccup was still thinking. A few flowers made the mistake of appearing and were immediately blasted out of existence by a 86 couple of hard frosts that had kept themselves back for this very purpose. Fishlegs could now get Horrorcow to "go" and "stay" on command. Hiccup was still struggling to teach Toothless the basics of toilet training. "NO FOOING IN THE KITCHEN," said Hiccup for the hundredth time, carrying Toothless outside after yet another accident. 'Is w-w-warmer in the kitchen," whined Toothless. "But poos go OUTSIDE, You KNO W that ," said Hiccup, at the end of his tether. Toothless promptly pooed all over Hiccup's hands and down his tunic. J "Is OUTSIDE, is OUTSIDE, is OUTSIDE," crowed Toothless. At this inopportune moment, Snotlout and Dogsbreath came sauntering 第 45 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
past Stoick's house on the way back from the beach, their dragons on their shoulders. "Well, well, well," sneered Snotlout, "if it isn't the USELESS, covered in dragon poo. It actually quite suits you." "Hur, Hur, Hur," snorted Dogsbreath. 87 "That's not a dragon," jeered Seaslug, Dogsbreath's dragon, who was an ugly great Gronckle with a pug nose and a mean temper, "that's a newt with wings." "That's not a dragon," scoffed Fireworm, Snotlout's dragon, who was as big a bully as her master, "that's an ickle newborn bunny wabbit with a pathetic pooproblem." Toothless gave a gasp of fury. Snotlout showed Hiccup the immense heap of fish that he had wrapped up in his cloak. "Look what Fireworm and Seaslug caught down at the beach. And it only took a couple of hours. ..." Fireworm coughed, flexed a shining muscle or two, and looked at her claws in fake modesty. "Oh, pease," she drawled. "I wasn't even CONCCEN-Tr\ATItfG. If I was TRYING, I could do it in ten minutes, with one wing tied, behind my back." "Excuse me while I throw up ," muttered Toothless to Horrorcow, who was regarding Fireworm with disapproval in her big brown eyes. 88 "We reckon Fireworm could be a bit of a HUNTING LEGEND," grinned Snotlout. "I hear that Horrorcow is partial to carrots. . . . Has the Toothless Wonder gotten up the nerve to attack a vegetable? Carrots are a bit crunchy but perhaps he could manage the odd squished cucumber. . . . You could give it to him through a straw perhaps. ..." "HUR, HUR, HUR." Dogsbreath laughed so hard that snot came snorting out of his nose. "Careful, Dogsbreath," said Fishlegs politely, "your brains are coming out." 第 46 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Dogsbreath bashed him hard and the two boys staggered off, Fireworm making a lunge at Toothless that nearly took his eye out as he went past. As soon as they were safely out of earshot, Toothless jumped out of Hiccup's arms and coughed out sheets of flame in a menacing manner. "Bullies! Yellowbellies! Come closer and Toothess'll fry you to a frazzle! Toothess'll drag out yer guts and, play'em on a harp! Toothess'll... Toothless'll... Toothless'll... well, you just better not come any closer, that's all... !" "Oh, very brave, Toothless," said Hiccup sarcastically. "If you shout louder they might even, hear you." 89 Chapter 9 FEAR, VANITY, REVENGE, AND SILLY JOKES March turned into April and April turned into May. After Fireworm's remark about the pathetic bunny rabbit, Toothless never pooed in the kitchen again. But Hiccup hadn't made any further progress in training him. It was still raining, but it was a warm rain. The wind was blowing, but it was a less furious wind. It was just about possible to stand upright. The gulls' eggs were hatching on the rocks and the parent gulls dive-bombed Hiccup and Fishlegs when they came to the Long Beach to practice. "KILL, Horrorcow, KILL," said Fishlegs to Horrorcow, who was calmly perched on his shoulder. "You could have that Black-backed Gull for breakfast, he's barely half your size. Honestly, Hiccup, I give up, I don't know how I'm going to pass the hunting section of the test, Horrorcow just doesn't have the killer instinct. She'd never survive in the wild."89 90 Hiccup laughed hollowly. "You think YOU'VE got problems? Toothless and I are failing right from the beginning: the basic obedience commands, the retrieval, the compulsory exercises, the hunting -the lot." "It can't be that bad," said Fishlegs. 第 47 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"Watch," said Hiccup. The boys moved along the beach a bit, out of range of the gulls. They started practicing the most basic command of all: "go." The dragon was supposed to stand, bolt upright, on the handler's outstretched arm. The handler would then bark the command as loudly as possible while simultaneously lifting his arm to fling the dragon into the air. The dragon was supposed to soar gracefully into flight when the handler's arm reached its highest point. Horrorcow yawned, scratched, and slowly flapped off, grumbling to herself. Toothless was even less obedient. "GO!" yelled Hiccup. Hiccup flung his arm up. Toothless hung on. "I said GO!" Hiccup repeated in frustration. "W-w-why g-g-go?" shuddered Toothless, gripping even tighter. 91 "Just go GO GO GO GO!!!!" screamed Hiccup, flapping his arm up and down frantically, with Toothless hanging on to it for dear life. Toothless stayed. "Toothless," said Hiccup, as reasonably as he could, "please go. If you don't start going when I tell you to, we are both going be thrown into exile." "But I don't w-w-want to go," Toothless pointed out, equally reasonably. 92 Fishlegs watched the whole process in appalled amazement. "You really do have problems," he said in an awed voice. "Yup," said Hiccup. He finally managed to uncurl Toothless's claws, which had relaxed their grip for a second, and pushed him off. Toothless landed on the sand with a squeal of outrage, and immediately attached himself to Hiccup's leg, getting a good grip 第 48 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
on the sandals with his talons, and wrapping his wings around Hiccup's calf. "N-n-not going," said Toothless stubbornly. "It can't get much worse than this," said Hiccup, "so I'm going to try a new tack." He took out the notebook in which he had been jotting down all he knew about dragons in the hope that it might be useful. "DRAGON MOTIVATION .. ." Hiccup read aloud, "Number one. GRATITUDE." Hiccup sighed. "Number two. FEAR. That works, but I can't do it. Three, four, five: GREED, VANITY, and REVENGE. Those are all worth a try. Six. JOKES AND RIDDLING TALK. Only if I'm desperate." "This has got to be a first," drawled Fishlegs, "but 93 [Image: paper bit] 94 [ KING DRAGONS and THEIR EGGS THE MONSTROUS NIGHTMARE ' The Monstrous Nightmare is the largest and most terrifying of the domestic dragons. Dazzling flyers, magnificent hunters, and fearsome fighters, they can be wild and difficult to train. By unofficial vik ing Law, only a chief or the son 0f a chief can own one. STATISTICS COLORS: Emerald green, brilliant scarlet, deepest purple. ARMED WITH: Scary fangs, extra-extendable claws 9 DEFENSES: Nightmares don't need defenses... 2 第 49 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
RADAR: None 0 POISON: Bite is slightly poisonous 3 HUNTING ABILITY: Amazing to watch 10 SPEED: Fast 7 FEAR AND FIGHT FACTOR: Very, very scary 10] 95 I'm with Gobber the Belch on this one. Why don't you just yell a bit louder?" Hiccup ignored him. "Okay, Toothless," said Hiccup to the little dragon, who was pretending to be asleep as he held on to Hiccup's leg. "For every, fish you catch me I will give you two more lobsters when you get home." Toothless opened his eyes. "A-a-alive?" he said eagerly. "C'C-can Toothless kill them? P-p-please? Just this once?" "No, Toothless," said Hiccup, firmly, "I keep on telling you, it isn't kind to torture creatures smaller than yourself." Toothless closed his eyes again. "You're so b-b- boring," he said sulkily. "You're such a clever, quick dragon, Toothless," Hiccup flattered, "I bet you could catch more fish than any of tie others on Thor'siiay. Thurshday if you wanted to." Toothless opened his eyes to consider the matter. "T-t-twice as many," he said modestly. "But I don't w-w-want to." This was unanswerable. Hiccup crossed VANITY off his list. 96 "You know that big red. Fireworm dragon who was so rude to you?" said Hiccup. 第 50 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Toothless spat on the ground in indignation. "S-s-said I was a newt with wings. S-s-said I was an incontinent bunny r-r-rabbit. T-ttoothless going to T-t-toothless going to k-k-kiol her. Toothless going to s-s-scratch her to death. T-t-toothless going to --" "Yes, yes,"said Hiccup hastily. "That Fire-woriji dragon and her master who looks like a pig think that Fireworm is going to catch more fish thatn anybody else at the Thor'sday Thursday celebrations. Think how stupid they are going to look if YOU win tie prize for Most Promising Dragon instead of her." Toothless got off Hiccup's leg. "I W-W-WILL think about that," said Toothless. He waddled off a couple of feet and thought about it. Five minutes later he was still thinking. He let out the odd chuckle every now and then, but every time Hiccup said, "So, how about it, then?" he just replied, "S-s-still thinking. Go away." With a sigh, Hiccup put a line through REVENGE. "Okay," said Fishlegs, looking over Hiccup's shoulder. "You've tried everything else. How about 97 JOKES AND RIDDLING TALK? I assume you're desperate." "Toothless," said Hiccup, "If you catch me a nice big mackerel you will be the cleverest, fastest dragon on Berk AND you will make that Fireworm dragon look like an idiot AND you will have all tie lobsters you can eat when we get horne AND I will tell you a really good joke." Toothless turned around. "T-t-toothless loves jokes." He flapped on to Hiccup's arm again. "All right. Toothless helf you. B-b-but NOT because me being n-n-nice or anything yucky. ..." "No, no," said Hiccup. "Of course not." "Us d-d-dragons cruel and. mean. But we do love a j-j-joke. Tell me NOW." Hiccup laughed. "No way. AFTER you bring me a mackerel." 第 51 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"Okay then," said Toothless. He jumped off Hiccup's arm into the air. A dragon hunting is a very impressive sight, even a scrawny infant one like Toothless. He flew across the beach in his usual untidy, lopsided fashion, shrieking a few insults along the way at any cormorants that looked smaller than him. But as soon as he reached the 98 sea, Toothless seemed to grow up a bit. The sea-salt awoke in him some ancestral memory of the great pedigree hunting monsters that were his forefathers. He spread out his wings like a kite and flew fairly swiftly over the surface of the choppy waves, keeping his body and wings steady as he searched for the movement of fish. He spotted something, and soared upward in circles until he was so high that Hiccup, craning his neck backward on the beach, could only just see him as a tiny speck. The speck was motionless for a second, and then Toothless dived, his wings folded by his sides, dropping like a stone out of the sky. He disappeared into the water and was gone for quite a while. Dragons can stay under water for at least five minutes, if they want to, and Toothless got quite distracted under there, chasing one fish and then another, unable to decide which was the biggest. Hiccup had gotten bored and was looking for oysters when Toothless came bursting triumphantly out of the sea carrying a small mackerel. He dropped the mackerel at Hiccup's feet, did three somersaults in a row, and landed on Hiccup's head. He let out the dragon's cry of triumph, which is a bit like a rooster 99 crowing but a lot louder and more self-satisfied. Then he leaned over and stared into Hiccup's eyes, upside down. "Now t-t-tell me a joke," said Toothless. "Whimpering Wodens," said Hiccup. "He did it. He really did it." "T-t-tell me a, JOKE," said Toothless again. 第 52 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"What's black and white and red all over?" asked Hiccup. Toothless didn't know. "A sunburned penguin," replied Hiccup. It was a very, very old joke, but apparently it hadn't made it to Wild Dragon Cliff. Toothless thought it was hysterically funny. He flew off to catch more fish so he could hear more jokes. It was an enjoyable afternoon. The rain stopped, the sun shone, and Toothless didn't do too badly at all with the hunting. He dropped a few fish and, at one point, wandered off entirely to chase rabbits on the clifftops. But he came back when Hiccup called, eventually, and by the end of a couple of hours he had caught six medium-sized mackerel and a dogfish. 100 All in all, Hiccup was pretty satisfied. "After all," he said to Fishlegs, "it's not like I'm expecting to win the prize for Most Promising Dragon or anything. All I need is to show that Toothless is basically under my control and for him to catch a few fish. We'll make fools of ourselves compared to Snotlout and his beastly Hunting Legend, but at least we'll have passed Initiation." What was more, as Toothless dropped the last mackerel on the heap in front of Hiccup, Fishlegs noticed something sharp and gleaming in the dragon's lower jaw. "Toothless has gotten his first tooth!" said Fishlegs. It seemed a very good omen. 101 As they staggered home they passed Old Wrinkly, who had been sitting on a rock watching them for the past couple of hours. "Ve-ry impressive," wheezed Old Wrinkly as the boys showed him the fish wrapped up in Hiccup's cloak. "We reckon Hiccup really might pass the Final Initiation Test on Thor'sday Thursday," said Fishlegs excitedly. 第 53 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"So you're still worrying about that piddly little Test, are you, Hiccup?" asked Old Wrinkly. "There are larger concerns, you know. There's a gi-normous storm brewing up, for instance. It should hit us in about three days." "Piddly little Test?" said Fishlegs indignantly. "What do you mean, piddly little Test??? The Thor'sday Thursday Festival is the biggest event of the year. EVERYBODY who isANYBODY will be there, all the Hairy Hooligans AND the Meatheads. Plus, this may not seem important to YOU, but anybody who fails this piddly little Test gets put into exile to get eaten up by cannibals or something equally gruesome." "I'm going to call myself HICCUP THE USEFUL and his dragon TOOTHFULL," said Hiccup, 102 beaming. "I thought of it just now and I'm really pleased with it. It's solid, dependable, not too flashy and not too much to live up to." "This reptile finally got his act together and caught some fish," said Fishlegs, pointing at Toothless, who was picking his nose with one claw. "Incredible though it may seem, Hiccup may pass this Test after all." "Oh, I think it's almost a certainty," said Old Wrinkly, looking at Toothless, who was now attempting to cross his eyes and was falling down in the process. "Al-most," repeated Old Wrinkly thoughtfully. And the boys went home, with Toothless following behind them whining, "Ok C-C -CARRY ME, CARRY ME ... it's not f-f-fair ... my wings ache...." 103 Chapter 10 THOR'SDAY THURSDAY The Thor'sday Thursday Celebrations were a truly spectacular occasion. The Hairy Hooligans' fierce rivals, the Meatheads, from the nearby Meathead Islands, sailed across the Inner Ocean to the Isle of Berk for this great gathering. The visitors set up camp in Black Heart Bay, which turned overnight 第 54 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
from an empty desert of echoing seagulls into a bustling village of tents made out of sails too patched to be used at sea anymore. By the next morning the Long Beach was packed with stalls and jugglers and fortune tellers. There was a happy confusion of Vikings spotting old friends, and practicing their sword play, and yelling at the children to stop hitting each other RIGHT NOW for Thor's sake no I REALLY MEAN IT this time . . . or ... or ... or .. . ELSE. Vast Viking men sat on uncomfortable rocks 104 [ WELCOME TO THE THOR'SDAY THURSDAY CELEBRATION Program of events 9:00 Hammer-throwing for the Over-GOs only. Meet up at the Marooner's Rock with your own hammer or somebody else's (hard hats essential for spectators). 10:30 How Many Gulls' Eggs Can You Eat in One Minute? 11:30 Ugliest Baby Contest Baggybum the Beerbelly is the defending champion in this hotly contested competition. 12:30 Axe-fighting Display Admire the delicate art of fighting with axes. 2:00 Young Heroes Final Initiation Test Watch tomorrow's Viking Heroes as they compete Whose dragon will be the most obedient, and whose will catch the most fish? Blood, teeth, loud yelling -this sport has everything; 3:30 Grand Raffle and Closing Ceremony] 105 guffawing loudly like gigantic sea lions in a holiday mood. Impressively large Viking women huddled in groups cackling like seagulls and downing whole mugs of tea in one swallow. 第 55 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Despite Old Wrinkly's gloomy forecasts of terrible storms and typhoons, it was a gloriously hot June day with not even a hint of a cloud in the offing. The Young Heroes Final Initiation Test would not start until 2 P.M. that afternoon, so Hiccup spent the morning listening round-eyed to storytellers telling tall tales of Dirty Danes and pirate princesses. He was sick with nerves, so he found it difficult to enjoy the occasion as much as he had in previous years. Even Gobber throwing up during the How Many Gulls' Egg You Eat in One Minute? competition failed to raise more than a faint smile on his pale, tense face. Hiccup's family had a picnic lunch overlooking the Axe-fighting Display. Hiccup could not eat a thing, and nor, unusually, could Toothless, who was in a difficult mood and turned his nose up at the tuna sandwich Valhallarama offered. 106 "Good to keep your dragon's appetite sharp for the game," boomed Stoick the Vast, who was in an excellent mood. He had won a bet on Goggletoad in the Ugliest Baby Contest and was looking forward to seeing his son's brilliant display during the Initiation Test. As the day wore on, a hot wind suddenly started blowing out of nowhere. It was still sweltering, but ominous gray clouds were gathering on the horizon. There was the odd rumble of thunder in the air.
Maybe Old Wrinkly had been right, thought Hiccup as he gazed upward, and Thor is going to put in his traditional appearance at the Thor'sday Thursday celebrations. "P-P-P-P-A-R-P! Will all youths hoping to be initiated into the Tribes this year please make their way to the ground at the left of the beach." Hiccup gulped, nudged Toothless, and stood up. This was it. Hiccup was one of the last to get to the ground, which was a large 第 56 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
area of wet sand just at the edge of the sea. The boys from his own Tribe were already assembled, their dragons hovering a couple of feet above them. 107 Everybody was chattering excitedly, and even Snotlout was looking nervous. The Meathead boys and their dragons seemed to be gigantic, roughlooking customers, far tougher than the Hooligans. One in particular was a great hulking brute of a boy, who looked fifteen at least. 108 Hiccup presumed he was Thuggory, Chief Mogadon the Meathead's son, because a silver-gray Monstrous Nightmare about three feet tall was perched on one of his shoulders. It was looking at Fireworm like a rottweiler thinking evil thoughts. Fireworm acted unconcerned. "An aristocrat never growls," purred Fireworm sweetly. "You must be one of those mongrel Nightmares. We pure greenbloods descended from th e great Ripperclaw himself would never dream of doing anything so common." The silver Nightmare's growling increased in volume. The crowd was assembling at the touchline. Hiccup tried not to notice Stoick the Vast blasting his way to the front with great cries of, "Out of my way, I'm a CHIEF." "TEN TO ONE MY SON CATCHES MORE FISH THAN YOUR SON IN THIS TEST," boomed Stoick, giving his old enemy Mogadon the Meathead a good prod in the stomach. Mogadon the Meathead narrowed his eyes and wondered whether to hit him. Maybe AFTER the Test. "And which," asked Mogadon the Meathead, "is 109 your son? Is he the tall one who looks like a pig with the skeleton tattoos and the red Monstrous Nightmare?" "Nope," said Stoick 第 57 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
happily. "That's my brother Baggybum's son. MY SON is that skinny one over there with the Toothless Daydream." Mogadon the Meathead broke into a big smile. He slapped Stoick, on the back and yelled, "I TAKE YOUR BET AND DOUBLE IT!" "DONE!" shouted Stoick, and the two great chieftains shook hands and bumped bellies on the bet. Gobber the Belch was in charge of this final stage of the Initiation Test. He was still looking a bit green from his unpleasant experience in the How Many Gulls' Eggs Can You Eat in One Minute? competition. This had not improved his temper. "ALL RIGHT, YOU 'ORRIBLE LOT!" yelled Gobber. "This is where we find out if you are the stuff that Heroes are made of. You will either walk out of this arena full members of the noble Tribes of Hairy 110 Hooligans and Merciless Meatheads OR go into miserable exile forever from the Inner Isles. Let's see which it's going to be, shall we?" He grinned nastily at the twenty boys standing before him. "I shall begin by inspecting you and your animals, as if you were warriors about to go into battle. I shall introduce you to the watching members of the Tribes you hope to enter. Then the Test will begin. You will demonstrate how you have asserted yourselves over these wild creatures and tamed them by the sheer force of your Heroic Personalities. "You will start by performing the basic commands of 'go,' 'stay,' and 'fetch.' You will end by ordering your reptile to hunt fish for you, as your forefathers have done before you." Hiccup swallowed nervously. 第 58 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"The boy and dragon who most impress the judge, and that is ME," -Gobber bared his teeth grimly -- "will receive the extra glory of being called the Hero of Heroes and Most Promising Dragon. The boys and dragons who FAIL this Test will say farewell to their families forever and leave the Tribe to go, where we do not care." Gobber paused. 111 "Poetry," muttered Fishlegs, just loud enough for Gobber to hear. Gobber glared at him. "HEROES OR EXILES!" yelled Gobber the Belch. "HEROES OR EXILES!" yelled eighteen boys fanatically back at him. "HEROES OR EXILES!" yelled the watching Hooligan and Meathead Tribes.
Please let me be a bit of a Hero, just this once, Hiccup and Fishlegs each thought to themselves. Nothing too spectacular or anything, just to get through this Test. "STAND TO ATTENTION, WITH YOUR DRAGONS ON YOUR RIGHT ARMS!" yelled Gobber the Belch. Gobber walked down the row of boys for the inspection. "Beautiful turnout." Gobber congratulated Thuggory the Meathead on his Nightmare dragon, Killer, who spread out his shining wings to show off a wingspan of about four feet. Gobber stopped abruptly when he got to Hiccup. "And WHAT in the name of Woden," demanded Gobber, blanching a little, "is THIS?" 112 "It's a Toothless Daydream, sir," muttered Hiccup. "Small but vicious," added Fishlegs, helpfully. "Toothless Daydream???" blustered Gobber. "That's the smallest Common or Garden I have ever seen. What do you think I am, an idiot?" "No, no, sir," murmured Fishlegs reassuringly, "just a little on 第 59 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
the slow side." Gobber glowered dangerously. "A Toothless Daydream," explained Hiccup, "looks exactly like a Common or Garden except for the characteristic wart on the end of its nose." "SILENCE!" said Gobber, in a very loud whisper. "Or I shall throw you all the way to the Mainland. I HOPE," he continued, "that this dragon hunts better than it looks. you and your fishy friend here are the worst candidates for Initiation I have ever had the displeasure of teaching. But you are the future of this Tribe, Hiccup, and if you shame us in front of the Meatheads, I, personally, will never forgive you. Do you understand?" Hiccup nodded. Each boy then stepped forward to bow and hold up his dragon for the spectators to applaud. 113 There was huge clapping for Snotface Snotlout and his dragon, Fireworm, rivaled only by the mighty cheering for Thuggory the Meathead and his dragon, Killer. "I give you, last but not least," Gobber the Belch was trying to put a bit of enthusiasm into his yelling, "the fearsome . . . the terrible . . . the only son of Stoick the Vast... HICCUP THE USEFUL AND HIS DRAGON TOOTHFULL!" Hiccup stepped forward and held up Toothless as high as he could to make him look a bit bigger. There was a slightly appalled silence. People had seen dragons this small before, of course, normally scampering about after field mice in the wild, but NOT as noble hunting dragons competing in Initiation. "SIZE ISN'T EVERYTHING!" boomed Stoick, so loudly that you could have heard him several beaches away, and he banged his great hands together to start the applause. Everyone was terrified of Stoick's famous temper, so they joined in 第 60 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
with polite wild cheering. Toothless was still in a mood, but he was 114 delighted to be the center of attention, and he puffed out his chest and bowed solemnly to left and right. A few of the Meatheads snickered.
I've changed my mind, thought Hiccup, closing his eyes, THIS is the worst moment of my life so far. "Okay, Toothless," he whispered into the little dragon's ear, "this is our Big Chance. Catch lots of fish here and I will tell you more jokes than you have ever heard in your life. Which will make that big red Fireworm dragon really cross." Toothless took a sideways glance at Fireworm. She was sharpening her nails on Snotlout's helmet with the smug certainty of a dragon who knows she's about to win the prize for Most Promising Dragon.
"P-PPAKP!" The Test began. Toothless didn't do too badly in the early obedience exercises, though he clearly thought it was extremely dull. It was now raining quite hard and Toothless hated the rain. He wanted to go home and relax in front of a nice warm fire. Fireworm and Killer were "going" and "fetching" as soon as Snotlout and Thuggory commanded, and 115 they were diving and breathing out fire as they did so, just to show off. Fireworm did some fancy acrobatic somersaults that had the crowd screaming and stamping their feet. "START YOUR HUNTING!" yelled Gobber the Belch. Every dragon except Toothless flew out to sea. Toothless flapped back to Hiccup's shoulder. 第 61 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"T-T-Toothless got a t-t-tummy-aeie," he complained. Hiccup tried not to see his father looking surprised on the sidelines. He tried not to notice the crowd whispering to each other: "That's Stoick's son over there -- no, not the tall one with the skeleton tattoos who looks like a pig, the small skinny one who can't even control his minuscule dragon." "Don't forget, Toothless," said Hiccup through gritted teeth, "tie FISH. I'm going to tell you all tie jokes I've ever hearh., remember?" "T-t-tell me NOW," said Toothless. Help came from an unexpected quarter. 116 Snotlout broke off from yelling "KILL, FIREWORM, KILL" to lean over and sneer at Hiccup. "What ARE you doing, Hiccup? You're not TALKING to that newt with wings, are you? Talking to dragons is against the rules and forbidden by order of Stoick the Vast, your wimpy father. ..." "N-n-newt with wings?" repeated Toothless. "N-N-NEWT WITH WINGS???" "You're not a newt with wings, are you, Toothless?" said Hiccup. "You're tie best hunter in tie world, aren't you?" "Too RIGHT I am," said Toothless, grumpily. "You SHOW that Snotface Snotlout and Ms snobby dragon what a REAL hunting dragon can do," said Hiccup urgently. "OKAY, then," said Toothless. Hiccup heaved a huge sigh of relief as Toothless took off in shambolic fashion in the general direction of the sea. "This is too good to be true," Hiccup said to himself ten minutes later as Toothless returned from a second trip, clearly too bored for words but dropping a couple of herring at Hiccup's feet. "In about half an 117 hour, I, Hiccup, will become a fully paid-up member of the Hairy Hooligan tribe." It was too good to be true. Fireworm was just flying back to 第 62 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Snotlout with her twentieth fish, her green cat's eyes snapping with triumph, when Toothless called out: "S-s-sloppy. snob." Fireworm stopped in mid-air. Her head whipped round, her eyes narrowing. "WHAT did you say?" hissed Fireworm. "Oh no," said Hiccup. "No, Toothless, no, don't do it...." "S-s-sloppy. snob," jeered Toothless. "Is that the best you can do? It's p-p-pathetic. Hopeless. U-u-use-iess. You N-NNightmares think you're so cruel but you're s-s-sloppy as scallops." "YOU," hissed Fireworm, her ears dangerously back as she crept forward through the air like a leopard about to spring, "are a little LIAR." "Anil Y-Y-YOU," said Toothless calmly, "are a r-r-rabbit-hearted, s-s-seaweeh-brained, w-w-winkle-eating SNOB." Fireworm went for him. 118 Toothless streaked off, as quick as lightning, and Fireworm's massive jaws snapped together with a sickening crunch on nothing but thin air. Chaos ensued. Fireworm completely lost control. She plunged wildly through the air, claws out, biting anything that moved, and letting out great bursts of flame. Unfortunately, in the process she accidentally scratched Killer, a dragon with a very short temper. Killer then attacked any Hooligan dragon within biting distance. Soon the dragons were involved in a full-scale, rip-roaring dragonfight, with the boys running around shouting at them to stop 第 63 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
and trying to pull them apart without getting killed themselves. The dragons took absolutely no notice whatsoever, however hard the boys yelled -- and Thuggory and Snotlout were very red in the face after some pretty impressive yelling. Gobber the Belch went ballistic on the sidelines. "CANSOMEBODYTELLMEWHATINTHORAND-WODEN'SNAMEISHAPPENING?" Toothless was in his element in this kind of chaos, dodging Fireworm's angry lunges with ease, nipping in with a lively bite at Alligatiger here and a 119 scratch at Brightclaw there, obviously enjoying the fight enormously. Even Horrorcow showed a great deal of spirit for a dragon who was supposedly vegetarian. She managed to give Fireworm a truly impressive bite on the bottom as Fireworm and Killer rolled through the air biting chunks out of one another. 120 Gobber the Belch entered the fray, grabbing hold of Fireworm's tail. Fireworm gave a howl of outrage, squirmed round, and set Gobber's beard on fire. With one massive hand Gobber swatted out the fire and with the other he clamped Fireworm's jaws together so she could neither bite nor burn. He tucked the furiously enraged animal under one arm, still holding her mouth closed. "SSSTOPPP!!!!!" screamed Gobber the Belch with a hair-raising, skin-crawling, fang-dropping yell that reverberated off the cliffs, bounced off the sea, and whose faint echoes could be heard on the Mainland. The boys stopped their useless screaming. The dragons stopped in mid-air. There was an awful silence. Even the watching crowd went quiet. This had never happened before. All twenty boys 121 第 64 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
had shown themselves to be completely out of control of their dragons during the Initiation Test. Technically, this meant that all of them should be thrown out of their Tribes into exile. And exile in this horrid climate could mean death. Food was scarce, the sea was dangerous, and there were certain wild Tribes in the Isles who were rumoured to be cannibals. . .. Gobber the Belch stood, lost for words, his beard still smoking. When he eventually spoke, his voice was deep with the horror of the situation. "I will have to speak with the Elders of the Tribes," was all he said. He dropped Fireworm on the ground. She had come to her senses and now slunk toward Snotlout, her tail between her legs. The Elders of the Tribes were Mogadon and Stoick, Gobber himself, and a few more of the more fearsome warriors, such as Terrible Tuffnut, the Vicious Twins, and the Hairy Scary Librarian from the Meat-head Public Library. The crowd and the boys stood absolutely still as the Elders consulted in the traditional Elder Huddle, which looked a bit like a rugby scrum. 122 Meanwhile, the storm was getting worse. Huge claps of thunder burst over their heads, the rain poured down, and they couldn't have been much wetter if they had all jumped into the sea. The Elders consulted for a long time. Mogadon got angry at one point and swung a fist at Tuffnut. A Twin held on to each of his arms until he calmed down again. Eventually Stoick came out of the Huddle and stood before the boys, who were hanging their heads in shame, their dragons at their feet. If Hiccup had been able to look at his father, he would have seen that Stoick was not his normal, merry, violent self. He looked very solemn indeed. "Novices of the Tribes," he bellowed grimly, "this 123 is a very bad day for all of you. You have FAILED the Final Test of the Initiation Program. By the fierce Law of the Inner Isles this 第 65 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
means that you should be cast out from the Tribes into exile FOREVER. I do not want to do this, not only because my own son is among you, but also because it will mean that a whole generation of warriors is lost from the Tribes. But we cannot ignore our Law. Only the strong can belong, in case the blood of the Tribes should be weakened. Only Heroes can be Hooligans and Meatheads." Stoick jabbed a fat finger at the heavens. "Furthermore," he carried on, "the god Thor is really very angry. This is not the moment to weaken our Laws." Thor let out a great crash of thunder as if to underline this point. "Under normal circumstances," said Stoick, "the ceremony of exile would start now. But going to sea in weather like this would mean certain death for all concerned. As an act of mercy, I will allow you one more night of shelter under my roof, and first thing tomorrow morning you will be set ashore on the Mainland to fend for yourselves. From this moment forth, you are all banished and may not talk to any other member of your Tribe." 124 The thunder crashed all around the boys as they stood, heads bowed, in the rain. "Pity me, for this is saddest thing I have ever had to do, to banish my own son," said Stoick sadly. The crowd murmured sympathetically, applauding the nobility of their Leader. "A Chief cannot live like other people," said Stoick, looking almost pleadingly at Hiccup. "He has to decide what is for the good of the Tribe." Suddenly Hiccup was very angry. "Well, don't expect ME to pity you!" said Hiccup. "What kind of father thinks his stupid Laws are more important than his own son? And what kind of stupid Tribe is this anyway, that it can't just have ordinary people in it?" Stoick stood looking down at his son in surprise and shock for a moment. Then he turned round and trudged off. The Tribes were 第 66 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
already running off the beach and scrambling up the hillsides toward the shelter of the Village, lightning coming down all around them. "I'm going to kill you," hissed Snotlout at Hiccup, Fireworm snarling menacingly from his shoulder. "First thing after we're banished, I'm going to kill you," and he ran off after the others. 125 "I've lost my t-t- tooti," Toothless com- plained whinily. "C-ccame out when I hit that F-f-fireworm dragon." Hiccup took no no tice. He looked up at the heavens, beside himself with fury as the wind scooped up seawater in handfuls and flung it straight into his face. "JUST ONCE," yelled Hiccup. "Why couldn't you let me be a Hero JUST ONCE? I didn't want anything amazing, just to pass this STUPID TEST so I could become a proper Viking like everybody else." Thor's thunder boomed and crackled above him blackly. "OKAY, THEN ," screamed Hiccup, "HIT ME with your stupid lightning. Just do something to show you're thinking about me AT ALL." But there were to be no bolts of lightning for Hiccup. Thor clearly didn't think he was important enough for an answer. The storm moved on out to sea. 126 [Image: storm] 127 Chapter 11. THOR IS ANGRY The storm raged through the whole of that night. Hiccup lay unable to sleep as the wind hurled about the walls like fifty dragons trying to get in. "Let us in, let us in," shrieked the wind. "We're very, very hungry." Out in the blackness and way out to sea the storm was so wild and the waves so gigantic that they disturbed the sleep of a couple of very ancient Sea Dragons indeed. The first Dragon was averagely enormous, about the size of a 第 67 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
largeish cliff. The second Dragon was gobsmackingly vast. He was that Monster mentioned earlier in this story, the great Beast who had been sleeping off his 128 Roman picnic for the past six centuries or so, the one who had recently been drifting into a lighter sleep. The great storm lifted both Dragons gently from the seabed like a couple of sleeping babies, and washed them on the swell of one indescribably enormous wave onto the Long Beach, outside Hiccup's village. And there they stayed, sleeping peacefully, while the wind shrieked horribly all around them like wild Viking ghosts having a loud party in Valhalla, until the storm blew itself out and the sun came up on a beach full of Dragon and very little else. The first Dragon was enough to give you nightmares. The second Dragon was enough to give your nightmares nightmares. Imagine an animal about twenty times as large as a Tyrannosaurus Rex. More like a mountain than a living creature -- a great, glistening, evil mountain. He was so encrusted with barnacles he looked like he was wearing a kind of jeweled armor but, where the little crustaceans and the coral couldn't get a grip, in the joints and crannies of 129 him, you could see his true color. A glorious, dark green, it was the color of the ocean itself. He was awake now, and he had coughed up the last thing he had eaten, the Standard of the Eighth Legion, with its pathetic ribbons still flying bravely. He was using it as a toothpick and the eagle was proving very useful for teasing out those irritating little pieces of flesh that get stuck between your twenty-foot back teeth. The first person to discover the Dragons was Badbreath the Gruff, who set out very early to check how his nets had fared in the storm. 第 68 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
He took one look at the beach, rushed to the Chief's house, and woke him up. "We have a problem," said Badbreath. "What do you mean, A PROBLEM?" snapped Stoick the Vast. Stoick had not slept at all. He had lain awake worrying. What kind of father did put his precious Laws before the life of his son? But then what kind of son would fail the precious Laws that his father had looked up to and believed in all his life? 130 By morning Stoick had made the awesome decision that he was going to reverse the solemn pronouncement he had made on the beach, and un-banish Hiccup and the other boys. "It is WEAK of me, WEAK," said Stoick to himself, gloomily. "Squid-face the Terrible would have banished his son in the twinkling of an eye. Loudmouth the Gouty would have positively enjoyed it. What is the matter with me? I should be banished myself, and no doubt that is what Mogadon the Meathead is going to suggest." All in all, Stoick was not in a state to deal with any more problems. "There are a couple of humungous Dragons on the Long Beach," said Badbreath. "Tell them to go away," said Stoick.
"You tell them," said Badbreath. Stoick stomped off to the beach. He returned again looking very thoughtful. "Did you tell them?" asked Badbreath. "Tell IT," said Stoick. "The larger Dragon has eaten the smaller one. I didn't like to interrupt. I think I shall call a Council of War." 131 The Hooligans and the Meatheads woke that morning to the terrible sound of the Big Drums summoning them to a Council of War, only used in times of dreadful crisis. 第 69 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Hiccup awoke with a start. He had hardly slept at all. Toothless, who had crept into bed with Hiccup the night before, was nowhere to be seen and the bed was stone cold, so he had obviously been gone for some time. Hiccup dragged his clothes on hurriedly. They had dried overnight, and were so stiff with salt that it was like putting on a shirt and leggings made out of wood. He wasn't sure what he was meant to do, as this was the morning he was supposed to go into exile. He followed everybody else to the Great Hall. The Meatheads had spent the night there anyway, because it had not been the weather for camping. On the way he bumped into Fishlegs. He looked as if he had slept as badly as Hiccup. His glasses were on crooked. "What's happening?" asked Hiccup. Fishlegs shrugged his shoulders. "Where's Horrorcow?" asked Hiccup. Fishlegs shrugged his shoulders again. 132 Hiccup looked around at the crowd pushing its way toward the Great Hall and noticed that there was not a domestic dragon to be seen. Normally they were never far from their Masters' heels and shoulders, yapping and snarling and sneering at each other. There was something faintly sinister about their disappearance. . . . Nobody else had noticed. There was a tremendous babble of excitement, and such a crush of enormous Vikings that not everybody could get in to the Great Hall, and there was a big jumble of barbarians shouting and shoving outside. Stoick called for silence. "I have called you here today," boomed Stoick, "because we have a problem on our hands. A rather large Dragon is sitting on the Long Beach." The crowd was deeply unimpressed. They were hoping for a more important crisis. Mogadon voiced the general disapproval. 第 70 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"The Big Drums are only used in times of ghastly deadly peril," said Mogadon in amazement. "You have summoned us here at a horribly early hour" (Mogadon had not slept well, on the stone floor of the Great Hall with only his helmet for a pillow), "just because of a 133 DRAGON? I do hope you are not losing your grip, Stoick," he sneered, hoping that he was. "This is no ordinary Dragon," said Stoick. "This Dragon is HUGE. Enormous. Gobsmackingly vast. I've never seen anything like it. This is more of a mountain than a Dragon." Not having seen the Dragon-mountain, the Vikings remained unimpressed. They were used to bossing dragons about. "The Dragon," said Stoick, "must of course be moved. But it is a very big Dragon. What should we do, Old Wrinkly? You're the thinker in the tribe." "You flatter me, Stoick," said Old Wrinkly, who seemed rather amused by the whole thing. "It's a Sea-dragonus Giganticus Maximus, and a particularly big one, I'd say. Very cruel, very intelligent, ravenous appetite. But my field is Early Icelandic Poetry, not large reptiles. Professor Yobbish is the Viking expert on the subject of dragons. Perhaps you should consult his book on the subject." "Of course!" said Stoick. "How to Train Your Dragon, wasn't it? I do believe that Gobber burgled that very book from the Meathead Public Library. ..." He gave a naughty look at Mogadon the Meathead. 134 "This is an outrage!" boomed Mogadon. "That book is Meathead property. ... I demand its instant return or I shall declare war on the spot." "Oh, put a sock in it, Mogadon," said Stoick. "With wimpy librarians like yours, what can you expect?" The Hairy Scary Librarian blushed a delicate pink and shook in his size eighteen shoes. "Baggybum, hand me the book from the fireplace," yelled Stoick. 第 71 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Baggybum stretched out one of his great octopus arms and picked the book off the shelf. He lobbed it across the heads of the crowd and Stoick caught it, to much cheering. Morale was high. Stoick bowed to the hordes and handed the book to Gobber. "GOB-BER, GOB-BER, GOB-BER," yelled the crowd. It was Gobber's moment of triumph. A crisis demands a Hero and he knew he was the man for the job. His chest swelled with self-importance. "Oh, it was nothing really . . .," he bellowed modestly, "a bit of Basic Burglary you know . . . Keeps me in practice. ..." "Ssssssh," hissed the crowd like sea snakes, as Gobber cleared his throat. 135 "How to Train Your Dragon," announced Gobber solemnly. He paused. "YELL AT IT." There was another pause. "And . .. ?" said Stoick. "Yell at it, and . .. ?" "That's it," said Gobber. "YELL AT IT." "There's nothing in there about the Seadragonus Giganticus Maximus in particular?" asked Stoick. Gobber looked through the book again. "Not as such," said Gobber. "Just the bit about yelling at it, really." "Hmmm," said Stoick. "It's brief, isn't it? I've never noticed before, but it is brief. . . brief but to the point," he added hastily, "like us Vikings. Thank Thor for our experts. Now," said Stoick, in his most Chieflike manner, "since it is such a large Dragon --" "Vast," interrupted Old Wrinkly happily. "Gigantic. Stupendously enormous. Five times as big as the Big Blue Whale." "Yes, thank you, Old Wrinkly," said Stoick. "Since it is, indeed, on the rather large side, we're going to need a rather large yell. I want everybody on the clifftops yelling at the same time." 第 72 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"What shall we yell?" asked Baggybum. 136 [Image: Baggybum] 137 "Something brief and to the point. GO AWAY," said Stoick. The Tribes of Meathead and Hooligan gathered at the top of the cliffs of the Long Beach and looked down at the impossibly vast Serpent stretched out on the sand, smacking its lips as it devoured the last morsels of its late unfortunate companion. It was so big that it seemed unlikely that it could be alive, until you saw it move like an earthquake or a trick of the eyes.
There are times when size really is important, thought Hiccup to himself. And this is one of them. Dragons are vain, cruel, and amoral creatures, as I've said. This is all very well when they are a lot smaller than you are. But when a dragon's bad nature is multiplied into something the size of a hillside, how do you deal with it? Gobber the Belch stepped forward to lead the yelling, as the most respected Yeller among them all. His chest swelled with pride. "One ... two . .. three .. ." Four hundred Viking voices screamed as one: "GO AWAY!" and added for good measure the Viking War Cry. 138 The Viking War Cry was designed to chill the blood of Viking enemies at the commencement of battle. It is a horrifying, electrifying shriek that begins by mimicking the furious yell of a swooping predator, which then turns into the victim's scream of pure terror, and ends with a horribly realistic imitation of the death-gurgles as he chokes on his own blood. It is a scary noise at the best of times, but shouted altogether by four hundred barbarians at eight o'clock in the morning it was enough to make the mighty Thor himself drop his hammer and cry like a little baby. There was an impressive silence. The mighty Dragon then turned his mighty head in their direction. 第 73 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
There were four hundred gasps as a pair of evil, yellow eyes, as big as six tall men, narrowed down to slits. The Dragon opened its mouth and let out a sound so loud and so terrifying that four or five passing seagulls dropped down dead with fear on the spot. It was a noise that made the Viking War Cry seem like the faint cry of a newborn baby in comparison. It was a terrible, alien, other-worldly noise that promised DEATH and NO MERCY and EVERYTHING AWFUL. 139 There was another impressive silence. With one delicate movement of his talon, the Dragon ripped through Gobber's tunic and trousers from head to toe as if he were peeling fruit. Gobber gave a most un-Heroic shriek of outraged modesty. The Dragon placed the same talon upright in front of Gobber the Belch and flicked him like a spitball, way, way away, over the Vikings' heads and over the walled fortifications of the village. 140 The Dragon put his vast, cracked old paw to his reptilian lips and blew the Vikings a kiss. The kiss streaked through the sky and scored a direct hit on both Stoick and Mogadon's ships, which had survived the storm and were rocking in the safety of Hooligan Harbour. All fifty of them burst simultaneously into flames. The Vikings ran away from that cliff as fast as their eight hundred legs could carry them. Gobber the Belch had the luck to land on the roof of his own house. The deep layers of soggy grass broke his fall as he went through them, and he ended up sitting stark-naked in his own chair in front of the fire, dazed but unharmed. "OK, then," said Stoick to four hundred Vikings suddenly looking scared but wildly overexcited, "so the Yelling doesn't work." They had reassembled in the center of the village. "And, as our fleet is out of action, we have no means of escape from the island," Stoick continued. "What we need now," he said, trying to sound as if he was on top of the situation, "is for somebody to 第 74 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
141 go and ask the monster whether he comes in PEACE or in WAR." "I shall go . . .," volunteered Gobber, who rejoined them at that moment, still determined to be the Hero of the hour. He was trying to sound noble and dignified, but it is very difficult to be truly dignified with grass in your hair and wearing your cousin 142 Agatha's dress -- which was the only thing Gobber could find to wear in the house. "Do you speak Dragonese, Gobber?" asked Stoick in surprise. "Well, no," Gobber admitted. "Nobody here speaks Dragonese. It's forbidden by order of Stoick the Vast, O Hear His Name and Tremble, Ugh, Ugh. Dragons are inferior creatures who we yell at. Dragons might get above themselves if we talk to them. Dragons are tricksy and must be kept in their place." "Hiccup can speak to dragons," said Fishlegs very quietly, from the middle of the crowd. "Sssh, Fishlegs," whispered Hiccup, desperately digging his friend in the ribs. "Well, you can," said Fishlegs stoutly. "Don't you see? This is your chance to be a Hero. And we're all going to die anyway, so you might as well take it. ..." "Hiccup can speak to dragons!" shouted Fishlegs, very loudly indeed. "Hiccup?" said Gobber the Belch. "HICCUP?" said Stoick the Vast. "Yes, Hiccup," said Old Wrinkly. "Small boy, red hair, freckles, you were going to put him into exile this morning." Old Wrinkly looked stern. "In order 143 that the blood of the Tribes should not be weakened, remember? Your son, Hiccup." 第 75 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"I know who Hiccup is, thank you, Old Wrinkly," said Stoick the Vast, uncomfortably. "Does anyone know where he is? HICCUP! Come forward." "It looks like you could come in useful after all...," Old Wrinkly murmured to himself. "Here he is!" yelled Fishlegs, patting Hiccup on the back. Hiccup started to wriggle through the crowd until somebody noticed him and dragged him up, and he was passed over everybody's heads and put down in front of Stoick. "Hiccup," said Stoick. "Is it true that you can talk to dragons?" Hiccup nodded. Stoick gave an awkward cough. "This is an embarrassing situation. I know that we were about to banish you from the Tribe. However, if you do what I ask, I am sure I speak for everybody when I say that you can consider yourself un-banished. We stand in awful peril and nobody else in this room can speak Dragonese. Will you go to this monster and ask him whether he comes in PEACE or in WAR?" Hiccup said nothing. 144 Stoick coughed again. "You can talk to me," said Stoick. "I've unbanished you." "So the exile is off, then, is it, Father?" asked Hiccup. "If I go and kill myself talking to this Beast from Hell, I will be considered Heroic enough to join the Tribe of Hooligans?" Stoick looked more embarrassed than ever. "Absolutely," he said. "OK, then," said Hiccup. "I'll do it." 145 Chapter 12. THE GREEN DEATH It is one thing to approach a primeval nightmare when you are part of a crowd of four hundred people. It is quite another to do so on your own. Hiccup had to force himself to put one foot in front of the other. Stoick offered to send a guard of his finest soldiers, but Hiccup 第 76 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
preferred to go alone. "Less chance of anybody doing anything Heroic and stupid," he said. Although this is the part of the story that the bards tend to focus on as the bit where Hiccup was particularly Heroic, I do not agree. It is a lot easier to be brave when you know you have no alternative. Hiccup knew in his heart of hearts that the Monster intended to kill them all anyway. So he didn't have a lot to lose. Nonetheless, he was sweating as he peered over the edge of the cliff. There, below him, was the impossibly large Dragon, filling up the beach. It appeared to be asleep. But an eerie singing was coming from the direction of its belly. The song went something like this: 146 Watch me, Gnat Destroyer,as settle down to lunch, killer whales an tasty 'cos thry've
got a lot of crunch. Gnat wharks sharks are scrumptious ,but here's a little tip: Those teeny weeny pointy teeth can give a nasty nip.... How odd, thought Hiccup, he can sing with his mouth shut. Hiccup nearly jumped clear out of his leggings when the Dragon opened both his crocodile eyes and spoke directly to him. "Why so odd?" said the Dragon, who appeared to be amused. "A dragon with Ms eyes shut is not necessarily asleep, so it follows that a dragon with his mouth shut is not necessarily singing;. All is not what it seems. That noise that you hear is not me at all. THAT, my Hero, is tie sound. of a singing suffer." "A singing suffer?" echoed Hiccup, quickly remembering that you should never, ever, look into the eyes of a large, malevolent Dragon like this one. 147 This was a mistake, as Hiccup suddenly realized that the Dragon was holding a herd of pathetically bleating sheep captive under one massive claw. He pretended to allow one of them to escape, let the poor animal practically reach the safety of the rocks, then picked 第 77 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
it up by its wool with a delicate pincer movement and tossed it way, way up into the air. This was a trick Hiccup had often done himself, but with blackberries. Now the Dragon threw back his great head and the woolly speck fell down into the terrible jaws, which closed behind it with a mighty crash. There was a horrible sound of crunching as he chewed and swallowed the unfortunate sheep. The Dragon saw Hiccup watching him in fascinated horror and he brought his ridiculously enormous head down closer to the boy. Hiccup nearly 148 passed out as his offensive Dragon breath poured out in a disgusting, yellow-green vapor. It was the stench of DEATH itself -- a deep, head-spinning stench of decaying matter; of rotting haddock heads and sweating whale; of long-dead shark and despairing souls. The revolting steam curled its way around the boy in repellent coils and wormed its way up into his nose until he coughed and spluttered. "Some poeple say you should de-bone a sheep before you eat it," sneered the Dragon confidentially, "but I think it adds just a nice crunch to what would otherwise be a bit of a soggy meal ...." The Dragon burped. The belch came out as a perfect loop of fire that soared through the air like a smoke ring and landed on the heather surrounding Hiccup, setting it alight, so that for a moment he was standing right in the middle of a circle of bright green flames. The heather was damp, however, and the blaze flared for only a few moments, then extinguished itself. "Ooops," giggled the Dragon evilly. "Pardon me ... A little party trick...." He then placed one gigantic claw against the edge of the cliff that Hiccup was standing on. 149 "Humans, however," continued the Dragon thoughtfully, "humans really should be filleted. The spine in particular can be very tickly as it goes down the throat...."
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As the Dragon spoke, he extended his claws, the talons slowly emerging from the thick stumps of his fingers and rising up until they resembled nothing more than gigantic razors, six feet wide and twenty feet long, with points on the end like a surgeon's scalpel. "Removing the human backbone is a delicate job," hissed the Dragon nastily, "but one that I am particularly good at... a small incision at the back of tie neck" -- he gestured at Hiccup's neck -- "a swift stroke downward, then filck it out. . . it's practically painless. For ME ..." 150 Hiccup was thinking very fast indeed. There is nothing like staring Death in the face for speeding up your thoughts. What did he know about dragons that could work against an Invincible Monster like this one? He could see the Dragon Motivation page he had written in his mind's eye. GRATITUDE: dragons are never grateful. FEAR: clearly hopeless. GREED: not a good idea to appeal to at this particular point in time. VANITY and REYENGE: could be useful but he couldn't quite think how. That left JOKES AND RIDDLING TALK. This Dragon looked a bit exalted for jokes. But from his manner of talking he clearly fancied himself as a bit of a philosopher. Maybe Hiccup could buy himself some time if he engaged him in a riddling conversation. . .. "I've heard of singing for your suffer," said Hiccup, "but what is a singing supper?" "A good question," said the Dragon, in surprise. "An EXCELLENT question, in fact." He drew back his claws and Hiccup sighed with relief. "It's a long time since the supper has shown such intelligence. They're generally too bound up with their little lives to bother with the Really Big Questions. 151 "Now let me think," said the Dragon and, as he thought, he forked a protesting sheep on the end of a talon, then chewed on it reflectively. Hiccup was sorry for the sheep but deeply grateful that it wasn't him disappearing down the ravenous reptilian gullet. "How shall I put it, to a brain so much) small er and less clever than mine.... Tie thing is, we are all, in a sense, supper. 第 79 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Walking, talking, breathing suppers, that's what we are. Take you, for instance. YOU are about to be eaten by ME, so that makes y ou supper. That's obvious. But even a murdererous carnivore like myself will be a supper for worms one day. We're ail snatching percious moments from the peaceful jaws of time," said the Dragon cheerfully. "That's why it's so important," he continued, "for tie supper to sing as beautifully, as it can." He gestured to his stomach, from where the voice could still be heard singing, though more and more faintly.
Humans can be bland, but if you have some salt to hand, A little hit of brim, will make them taste. divi-I-I-I-ne.... l5l 152 "Tiat PARTICULAR, supper," said the Dragon, "that you hear singing now, was a dragon rather smaller than me , but very full of himself. I ate him about half an hour ago." "Isn't that cannibalism?" asked Hiccup. "It's delicious," said the Dragon. "Besides, you can't call an ARTIST like myself a CANNBAL." He sounded a bit exasperated now. "You are very rude for such a small person. What do you want, Little Supper?" "I have come," said Hiccup, "to find. out whether you come in PEACE or in WAR." "Oh, peace, I tilink," said the Dragon. "I am going to kill you though," he added.
"All of us?" asked Hiccup. "You first," said the Dragon kindly. "Anil then everybody else when I've had, a little nap and got my appetite bad?;. It takes a little while to wake up completely from a Sleep Coma." "But it's ail so unfair!" said Hiccup. "Why do YOU get to eat everybody, just because you're bigger than everybody else?" 第 80 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"It's tie way of tie world," said the Dragon. " Besides , you'll fink that you come round to my 153 point of view once you're inside me. That's tie marvelous thing about digestion.... But where are my manners? Let me introduce myself. I am the Green Death. What is your name, Little Supper?" "Hiccup Horrendous Haddpck the Third," said Hiccup. And the most extraordinary thing happened. As Hiccup said his name the Green Death trembled, as if a sudden wind had made him shiver. Neither the Green Death nor Hiccup noticed. "Hmmm .. .," said the Green Death. "I'm sure I've heard that name somewhere before. But it's rather a mouthful so I shall just call you Little Sup-fer. Now, Little Supper, before I eat you, tell me your problem." "My problem?" asked Hiccup. "That's right," said the Dragon. "Your Why-Can't-I-More- Like- MyFather? problem Your It's-Harh-to-Be-a-Hero problem. Your SnotloutWould-Make-a-Better-Cftief-Than-Me problem. I have helped. the probiems of many a Supper. Some-how meeting a Really Big problem like myself seems to put everything else inproportion." "Let me get this straight," said Hiccup. "You 154 know all about my father, and me not being a Hero and everything ~" "I can see things like that," said the Green Death modestly. "-anil you want me to tell you my problems and then you're going to eat me?" "We're back at tie beginning again," sighed the Green Death. "We're all going to be eaten SOMETIME. You can win yourself some extra time, though, if you're a smart little crabstick. A few scraps from tie burning...." The Green Death yawned. 第 81 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"I'm suddenly rather tireh," he said. "You ART; a clever little crabstick, you've kept me talking for AGES. . .." and the Dragon yawned again. "I'm too tired to eat you right now, you'll have to come back in a couple of hours ... and I'll tell you how to ileal with your problem then. I have a feeling I can help you... ." And the terrible monster really did fall asleep this time, and snored most heavily. His great claws relaxed and fell open and the remaining sheep, their woolly sides trembling with terror, scrambled over the tops of the terrible talons and bolted up the cliff path. 155 Hiccup stood watching the Dragon thoughtfully for a second, then he trudged slowly back through the heather toward the village. Everybody cheered when he walked through the gates. He was carried shoulder high and set down in front of his father. "Well, son," said Stoick. "Does the beast come in PEACE or in WAR?" "He says he comes in peace," said Hiccup. There were huge hurrahs and heavy stampings of feet. Hiccup held up his hand for silence. "He's still going to kill us, though." 156 Chapter 13. WHEN YELLING DOESN'T WORK The Dragon slept on as the Council of War argued about what to do next. "I am going to write a strongly worded letter to Professor Yobbish," said Stoick the Vast. "This book needs a lot more WORDS to tell you what to do if yelling doesn't work." Which shows how cross Stoick was -- he never wrote a letter if he could help it. Stoick, in fact, was really rattled, for the first time in his life.
This is what comes of not following the Law, he thought to himself. If I had banished the boys last night like I should have done, they would not be here to die with the rest of us. I should 第 82 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
have put my trust in Thor. Mogadon the Meathead had not yet realized the gravity of the situation. He thought it was a question of constructing some sort of megaphone machine to make the Yell sound bigger. 157 "A gigantic dragon just needs a gigantic Yell," he said. "We already TRIED that, O Plankton Brain," said Stoick. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING PLANKTON BRAIN?" demanded Mogadon, and they went whisker to whisker like a couple of furious walruses. Hiccup sighed and walked out of the village. He had a feeling the grown-ups weren't going to come up with anything fiendishly clever. To Hiccup's surprise he was followed not only by Fishlegs but by all the Novices from both the Hooligan AND the Meathead tribes. They stood around Hiccup in a semicircle. "So, Hiccup," said Thuggory the Meathead. "What are we going to do now, then?" "Whaddyamean by asking HICCUP?" demanded Snotlout crossly. "You're not going to ask THE USELESS to get us out of this mess, are you? He just single-handedly got us all to fail the Final Initiation Test. We were about to be banished and eaten by cannibals all because of HIM. He can't even control a dragon the size of an earwig!" 158 "Can YOU talk to dragons then, Snotface?" asked Fishlegs. "I am pleased to say I cannot," said Snotlout, with dignity. "Well, shut up, then," said Fishlegs. Snotlout got hold of Fishlegs by the arm and started twisting. 第 83 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"Nobody, but NOBODY, tells SNOTFACE SNOTLOUT to shut up," hissed Snotlout.
"I do," said Thuggory the Meathead. He grabbed Snotlout by the shirt and lifted him clear off the ground. "YOUR dragon got us failed just as much as HIS. I didn't noticeanybody's dragon sitting up and begging like a good boy in the middle of that dragon-fight. YOU shut up or I will tear you limb from limb and feed you to the gulls, you winkle-hearted, seaweed-brained, limpet-eating PIG." Snotlout looked into Thuggory's stern little eyes. Snotlout shut up. Thuggory dropped him and wiped his hands disdainfully on his tunic. "Anyway," said Thuggory, "MY father was on that stupid Council of Elders too. I'm with Hiccup. What kind of father puts his stupid Laws before the life of his son? And what kind of stupid Test 159 [Image: You shut up or I will tear you to the gulls, you winkle hearted seaweed-brained, limpet eating Pig] 160 was that, anyway? If we save all those stupid people from a REAL dragon like this one, maybe they'll let us into their stupid Tribe after all." WELL, WELL, WELL, thought Hiccup. This is a turn up for the books. Maybe that Dragon was right and he is going to help me with my It's-Hard-to-Be-a-Hero problem. Before he eats me, of course. One solo meeting with the Green Death and here were nineteen young barbarians, most of them much bigger and tougher and rougher than Hiccup, looking at Hiccup expectantly to tell them what to do. Hiccup stood on tiptoe and tried to look like a Hero. "OK," said Hiccup. "I need some time to think." "GIVE THE BOY SOME ROOM HERE!" yelled Thuggory, pushing all the others back. He swept off a rock for Hiccup to sit on.
u You just do all the thinking you need, boyo," said Thuggory. 第 84 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
"This is a situation that needs a lot of thought and I have a feeling you're the only one here who can do it. Anybody who can have a twenty-minute conversation with a winged shark the size of a planet and come out of it alive is a better thinker than I am." 161 Hiccup found himself warming to Thuggory the Meathead. "QUIET!" yelled Thuggory. "HICCUP IS THINKING." Hiccup thought. And thought. After about half an hour, Thuggory said: "Whatever you're thinking about to get rid of that monster better work for both of them." "There's ANOTHER Dragon?" asked Hiccup. Thuggory nodded. "I went up to the Highest Point and spotted him while you were having your chat with the Big Green One." "OK," said Hiccup. "That's good news, actually. Let's check out the new Horror." The trail up to the Highest Point was littered with scallop shells and dolphins' bones thrown up by the gigantic storm. Along the way they even passed the wreck of one of Stoick's favorite ships, the Pure Adventure, lost at sea seven years before, and now perched crazily on a rock three quarters of the way up the biggest hill on Berk. 162 Once you were right at the top it was possible to see most of Berk's coastline and the sea encircling you on all sides. Right at the other end of the island, a Dragon entirely filled up Unlandable Cove and spilled over the sides. He was resting his vast, wicked chin on the cliff as a pillow. Great plumes of violet smoke were belching out of his snoring nostrils. He was another Seadragonus Giganticus Max-imus, this time a glorious deep purple in color and, if anything, slightly larger 第 85 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
than the one at Long Beach. "The Purple Death, I presume," whispered Hiccup, shakily. "This is just what we need. Are you sure there aren't any more?" Thuggory laughed, slightly hysterically. "I think it's just the two nightmare killing machines. Two not enough for you?" Back at the Highest Point, Hiccup outlined his Plan of Action. It was Fiendishly Clever -- if a bit desperate. "We aren't big enough to fight these dragons," said Hiccup, "but they can fight EACH OTHER. We have to get them really angry at one another. We 163 Hooligans will concentrate on the Green Death and you Meatheads will deal with the Purple Death. "The one thing we will need is our own dragons, who seem to have disappeared," said Hiccup, "so we'd better start calling for them." They started calling for their dragons, as loudly as they dared, and then louder still as there was no response. The twenty dragons that belonged to very far away at all. They had made were now hiding in a piece of boggy or so away from where the boys were They were crouching like giant cats gleaming.
the Novices were not, in fact, up after the dragon fight and bracken about a hundred yards standing on the Highest Point. in the ferns, wicked eyes
They were now so exactly the shade of a clump of bracken that they seemed to have melted entirely into the bog. If you had been 164 a rabbit or a deer you would not have noticed them until you felt the talons on your back and the hot fire on your neck. They had been following the boys for a while. "So," whispered Fireworm, her tongue flickering menacingly. "What do we ho now then? Tie power is shifting on this island. Tie Masters will not be Masters for much longer. They are trapped, like 第 86 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
lobsters in a pot. We are not. We can fly. whenever we want. Do we obey or do we desert?" Dragons are not the sort of creatures to back a loser. "Whatever we ho," grumbled Brightclaw, "let's ho it QOICKLY, m y; wings are freezing up?." 165 "We could kill the boys now take them as an offering to tie New Master," suggested Seaslug, with a grunt of greedy pleasure. "What, that great green. Devil on the beach?" said Horrorcow placidly. "I don't like the look of him, myself. He has too big an appetite. We might find. ourselves as the next offering." "We fly, then," said Brightclaw, and the others murmured their agreement. "S-s-siience," hissed Fireworm. "These islands are perilous," she sneered. "We might fly from one danger straight into tie mouth of another. I say we obey, until we are surethat they have lost. When that time comes I will give the signal for us to desert." And so, as if from nowhere, Fireworm and Seaslug, Horrorcow and Killer, Brightclaw and Alligatiger and all the other dragons flew out of their hiding place and came circling slowly up to the Highest Point, landing on each boy's outstretched arm. Last of all came Toothless, complaining horribly. "Dragons . ..," said Hiccup. And he explained the Fiendishly Clever Plan. 166 Chapter4 THE FIENDISHLY CLEVER PLAN The dragons protested a bit, but the boys yelled them into line. All except for Toothless, who absolutely refused to join in. "Y-y-you must be j-j-joking," sneered the little dragon. "I refuse to go anywhere N-N-NEAR a S-S-Seadragonus Gigamticus M-M-Maximus. Those things are d-d-dangerous. I shall stay here and watch you all." 第 87 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Hiccup coaxed and bribed and threatened in vain. "You see?" said Snotlout. "The Useless can't even get his own dragon to carry out his pathetic plan. And THIS is the person you are banking on to get you out of this mess?" "Ugh," said Dogsbreath the Duhbrain. "Oh, SHUDDUP, Snotlout," chorused the rest of the boys. Hiccup sighed and gave up. "OK then, 167 Toothless, you just stag h ere and miss all the fun. Now, I want everybody to go down to the Gull's Nesting Place and collect as many birds' feathers as you can for the feather bombs --" "Birds' feathers!" scoffed Snotlout. "This wimp thinks you can fight an animal like THAT with birds' feathers! Cold steel is the only language a creature like that will understand." "Dragons have a tendency to asthma," explained Hiccup. "It's all that fire-breathing they do. The smoke gets in their lungs." "So you think this monster is going to die from asthma right then and there because of a few FEATHER BOMBS? Why not just feed him fried herring and see whether he drops dead of a heart attack in twenty years or so?" jeered Snotlout. "No," said Hiccup patiently, "the feather bombs are just to make him very confused so he won't kill anybody on the way. Snotlout, Thuggory, I'm going to need to coach Fireworm and Killer in what they have to say," continued Hiccup. "I'm not putting my dragon at risk in this crazy plan," said Snotlout. "OH YES, YOU ARE," hissed Thuggory, 168 through gritted teeth, brandishing a massive fist at Snotlout. "This guy is such a PAIN, Hiccup, I don't know how you put up with him. Listen, Snotfeatures, by some miracle you have got yourself a reasonable dragon. "You GET that dragon to do what Hiccup wants or 第 88 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
it will give me much pleasure to PERSONALLY boot you all the way to Porpoise Point and back again." "OK, then," said Snotlout crossly. "But don't blame me when we all get barbecued because of the Useless's mad idea." Hiccup supervised the making of the feather bombs. The boys gathered great armfuls of feathers from the Gulls' Nesting Place. They then burgled every item of material they could find: Goggletoad's nappies, Gobber's pajamas, Mogadon the Meathead's tent, Valhallarama's bra -- anything they could get their hands on. The grown-ups were too busy consulting amongst themselves to take any notice. Snotlout cheered up a bit because he could show off his superior skill at Burglary. He managed to steal Baggybum's knickers right off him as he was standing 169 [Image: Valhallarama's extra strong heavy duty bra] [Image: Baggy bum's hairy knickers] 170 in a Huddle discussing a Plan of Action. Baggybum didn't notice, not even when he reached a hairy hand down to absentmindedly scratch his great bottom -- he was too busy talking about Bigger and Better Methods of Yelling. The boys then wrapped the feathers up in the material, so that they would fly out when the bomb was dropped. Each team of ten boys was armed with about a hundred of these feather bombs wrapped in a great parcel made out of an old sail. Hiccup led the Hooligans toward the Long Beach, while Thuggory took the Meatheads to Unland-able Cove. The thin column of boys were excitedly chattering as they set off behind Hiccup; Wartihog and Clueless dragging the sail at the rear, the dragons circling and diving a couple of feet above their heads. Vikings are practically fearless, having been bred to be soldiers, 第 89 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
so even Hiccup and Fishlegs had a surge of excitement at the thought of the battle to come. But as soon as the monster came into sight again, the boys and the dragons instantly dropped to their tummies and squirmed forward, hearts beating hard. 171 It was impossible that ANYTHING could be THAT big. Hiccup led them as near as he dared to the edge of the cliffs surrounding the Long Beach. They looked down on the terrible creature snoring in front of them. His nostrils alone were as big as six front doors, and the stench reeking out of them made it difficult for the boys to breathe. Wartihog, who had always had a delicate stomach, threw up disgustingly in the heather. Hiccup, Fishlegs, and Clueless unwrapped the feather bombs and gave one to each boy. The boys called their dragons, as softly as they could, and each put a feather bomb in their dragon's mouth. They then stood up on the edge of the cliff with their dragons on their outstretched arms. 172 This took about the same amount of bravery it might take for you to leap off a mountain at a thousand feet. Even with the monster fast asleep, the natural reaction was to keep hidden in the bracken. Hiccup tried not to breathe in. He lifted his arm to give the command to begin. "Go," whispered Hiccup. "GO!" yelled back the boys, and ten dragons flew up and circled around the vast sleeping head. Just as the Green Death inhaled, Hiccup shouted "NOW!" and the dragons let go of the feather bombs. 第 90 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
The Green Death took in a breath that was half air and half feathers. He woke with a gigantic sneeze and, as he shuddered and coughed, Fireworm, who was treading air near his right ear, gave a speech which went something like this, but a lot more irritating: "Greetings, O Seadragonus Pusillanimus Min-imus, from my Father, the Terror of the Seas. He is feeling like feasting on tie barbarians and if you get in his way. he will feast on YOU.swim away, little seaslug, and you will be safe ~ but stay, on this island and you will feel tie sharpeness of his claws and tie fierceness of his fire." 173 [Image: Fireworm leads the way in operation sneeze attack Valhallarama's bra makes a particularly effective double bomb] 174 The Giant Monster tried to laugh sarcastically and cough at the same time, but this is virtually impossible, and a feather went down the wrong way, making him cough even more. Then Fireworm bit him on the nose. It must have felt like a flea bite, but the Monster was outraged. Through streaming eyes, the Green Death made a swipe at this irritating dragon-flea and missed. One giant claw tore down part of the cliff-face instead. The nine other dragons had by this time returned to collect more feather bombs from the boys on the cliffs. "NOW!" yelled Hiccup and, with split-second timing, they let their bombs fly. They hit their target of the Green Death's nostrils and he collapsed with coughing again. "You cannot win, puny worm," crowed Fireworm. "Wriggle back to tie sea. where you belong and let my Master have his supper." Now the Green Death was really cross. He bounded lopsidedly after Fireworm, trying to bat away this irritating little speck of a dragon with his claws. 第 91 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
175 But the Green Death had the same sort of difficulty in catching Fireworm as you might have if you tried to catch a firefly with your bare hands. Dragons are better than humans at that sort of game but the Green Death kept on missing because his eyes were streaming so much. "Missed again!" sneered Fireworm, enjoying herself hugely -- and she flapped just out of reach of the Green Death's claws. The Green Death made another wild leap toward her as Fireworm flew on around the corner of the cliffs, steering the monster in the direction of Unlandable Cove. Hiccup and the boys ran after them as fast as they could, but they hadn't a hope of keeping up. Running through heather is not unlike running through knee-deep molasses, and they kept disappearing up to their knees in the bog. As Fireworm and the Monster got farther and farther ahead in their race along the shore line, it took longer and longer for the other dragons to fly back to the boys and return with more feather bombs. The military commanders among you will recognize the kind of problems that ensue when the supply line can no longer reach the forces at the front. 176 Eventually it was taking so long to reload that there came a moment when there were no more feathers tickling the Green Death's nostrils and his eyes stopped streaming and suddenly he could see the maddening Fireworm pinpoint clear. . . . The Green Death made a lightning reflex swipe at the red dragon and caught her in one gigantic claw. It was lucky for Fireworm that at that very moment the Purple Death came crashing round the corner and struck the Green Death heavily in the stomach. His grip loosened on Fireworm for a second and she flew off, panting with relief. The Green Death sat down heavily in the sea and fought for breath. The Purple Death did much the same. 177 第 92 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Chapter 15 THE BATTLE AT DEATH'S HEAD HEADLAND While Hiccup and his team had been enraging the Green Death, Thuggory and his team had been infuriating the Purple Death. The two monsters ran smack into one another as they met at the corner of Death's Head Headland. One of Fireworm's wings was broken in two places from her experience in the Green Death's grip, but she bravely flew back and made her final speech into his ear as he sat gasping for air in the shallows. "Here he is," shouted Fireworm. "My Master, tie Purple Horror, who will tear you limb from limb and spit out your toenails!" And Fireworm flew away lopsidedly as fast as she could, with one wing trailing behind her. The Green Death was having a bad day. Ordinarily, a Seadragonus Giganticus Maximus would not dream of attacking another animal of the same breed. They avoid fighting each other because 178 they know they are so heavily armed that the battle risks ending in death for both of them. However, the Green Death had been attacked and jeered at by minuscule creatures who had inflamed and outraged his vanity. This Creature, who seemed to think he was tougher than the Green Death himself, had struck him heavily in the chest. The Green Death wasn't thinking too hard. He leaped at the Purple Death with his talons outstretched, breathing great bursts of fire, which lit up the landscape all around like lightning. The ground and the sea shook in great earthquakes as the two gigantic monsters lunged crazily at each other, swearing the most unrepeatable oaths in Dragonese. The Green Death's foot completely destroyed Wrecker's Reef with one blow. 第 93 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
The Purple Death's wings caused great landslides to come tumbling down from the Headland's cliffs. Now that their job was done, the Viking boys were running away as fast as they could, their eyes popping with terror, in case one of the dragons survived the fight. Every now and then they looked back to see how the battle was going. 179 With ghastly, eerie cries, the Dragons slashed and bit and tore pieces off one another. The Sea Dragon is the most well-defended creature that has ever lived on this planet. Its skin is over three feet thick in places, and so encrusted with shells and barnacles that it almost has the effect of armour. It is also the most well-armed creature that has ever lived on this planet and its razor sharp claws and teeth can rip open its own iron crust as if it were made out of paper. . . . Now both Dragons had terrible wounds, and their green lifeblood was pouring out of them. The Green Death gripped the Purple Death around the neck with a deadly Throatchoker Grip. The Purple Death hugged the Green Death around the chest with a deadly Breathquencher Hug. Neither would let go -- and the grip of a Dragon is a terrible thing. They reminded Hiccup of a picture on one of his father's shields: of two dragons forming a perfect circle as they ate one another, each with a tail in its mouth. The Dragons thrashed around wildly in the surf, gagging and choking, with their eyes popping, their tails causing such tidal waves that the boys were 180 soaked, even though they were scrambling away from the Headland as fast as they could. Finally, with some last heaving shudders and grim gurgles, both mighty beasts lay still in the water. 第 94 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
There was silence. The boys stopped running. They stood gasping for breath, watching the motionless beasts with dread. The boys' dragons, which were flying some way ahead of the boys, also turned, and hung still in the air. The Terrible Creatures didn't move. The boys waited two long minutes, as waves lapped gently over the great, motionless bodies. "They're dead," said Thuggory at last. The boys started laughing, rather hysterically, now that the terror was over. "Well done, Hiccup!" Thuggory slapped Hiccup on the back. But Hiccup was looking worried. He was squinting his eyes and straining to hear something. "I can't hear anything," said Hiccup anxiously. "You can't hear anything because they're DEAD," said Thuggory joyfully. "Three cheers for Hiccup!" l80 181 Halfway through the boys' cheering, Fireworm let out a terrible noise. "DESERT!" she shrieked. "Desert, desert, desert, desert!" The head of the corpse of the Green Death was slowly lifting up and turning in their direction. "Uh-oh," said Hiccup. 182 Chapter 16. THE FIENDISHLY CLEVER PLAN GOES WRONG Hiccup had been listening for the Green Death's Death Song, but he wasn't singing it yet. The Green Death was dying, but he wasn't dead yet. What he was was very, very angry indeed. 第 95 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Out of his bleeding mouth he hissed weakly, "Where is he?" And then he heaved himself on to his feet, and hissed a little more strongly, "WHERJE is he? Where IS tie Little Supper? I knew I recognized him, he was my doom, on wonder. Tie Little Supper has made a Supper of ME, tie Green. Death himself!" As the Dragon spoke, he was inching forward very slowly and painfully, his eyes fixed on the cliff top, where he could see little human beings beginning to run inland again. The Dragon threw back his head and SCREAMED a blood-chilling scream of pure horrid REVENGE, dark and torturous. 183 "I'LL supper HIM before I go, I will," said the Dragon, and he leaped forward. "R-U-U-U-N!" shouted Hiccup, but everybody was already running, as fast as they could. In the distance, Hiccup could see four hundred warriors from the tribes of Hooligan and Meathead coming toward them from the Highest Point. They must have wondered at the boys' absence and come out to find them.
But they won't get here in time, thought Hiccup, and even if they do, what can they do? Just then, the Dragon landed with a crash on the cliff top and suddenly the sun was blotted out. Twenty boys ran toward the shelter of the ferns. The Dragon picked up the nearest with one claw and turned him over. It was Dogsbreath. By the time the Dragon had tossed him aside, muttering "Not you," the other boys had disappeared into the bracken. The Dragon was sick, but he laughed weakly. "You're not safe there, oh no, for though I can't see you to kill you, I can use my... FIRE!" The bracken caught fire with the Dragon's first breath and the boys 第 96 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
ran out of it as fast as they could. 184 Hiccup stayed in a little longer because he knew the Dragon was waiting for him. Finally the heat became unbearable and he took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and ran out into the open. He had run hardly a hundred yards before two of the Dragon's talons closed around his middle and he was lifted up. Way, way up, so the other boys looked like little specks beneath him. The Dragon held Hiccup up in front of him. "We are BOTH Supper now, little Supper," he said, and he tossed Hiccup high, high into the air. As Hiccup somersaulted for the second time he thought to himself, Now THIS, this really IS the worst moment of my life. Then he was falling. He looked down. There was the Dragon's mouth, wide open like a great, black, cavernous tunnel. He was going to fall into it. 185 [Image: Mouth of the dragon] 186 Chapter 17 IN THE MOUTH OF THE DRAGON Hiccup fell into the Dragon's mouth, and its teeth snapped shut behind him like prison doors. He was falling through complete darkness, surrounded by a smell so awful it was suffocating. He jerked to a sudden halt as the back of his shirt caught on something and held. Hiccup hung there in the darkness, swaying gently. By a thousandto-one chance his shirt had caught on a spear still stuck in the Dragon's throat since his Roman banquet. Hiccup's foot brushed against the wall of what he presumed was the Dragon's throat. The 第 97 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Dragon's digestive juices stung like acid, and he snatched his foot away. Above him, Hiccup could hear the Dragon's great tongue sloshing and lunging about his mouth, trying to find Hiccup so he could crunch him to death. . . . He hadn't intended to swallow him whole. A disgusting river of green goo dripped down the puffy red insides of the Dragon's throat. Just across 187 from where Hiccup was hanging, greeny-yellow steam was puffing out of two small holes in the slimy wall. Every now and then a small explosion sent little flickers of flame shooting out of the holes. How interesting, thought Hiccup, who was strangely calm, because he couldn't quite believe that this was really happening. Those must be where the fire comes from. 188 Viking biologists had wondered for years where the fire that dragons breathed came from. Some said the lungs, others the stomach. Hiccup was the first to discover the fire-holes, which are too small to see with the naked eye in a normal-sized dragon. Way down below him, Hiccup could hear the distant rumbling of singing from the Dragon's previous meal. A Seadragonus Giganticus obviously takes a long time to digest, thought Hiccup. It was indeed still going strong:
Humans can be bland, but if you have some salt to hand, A little bit of brine, will make them taste div-I-I-I-ne. . . . The spear was gradually bending over with Hiccup's weight. It was only a matter of time before it broke and he fell to join the breezy optimist in the stomach below. . . . What was worse, the fumes and the heat and the smell were starting to confuse Hiccup so that he no longer really CARED. The terrible noise of the Dragon's heart beating had entered into Hiccup's 189 chest and forced his own heart to follow the same rhythm. A Dragon has to live, after all, he found himself thinking. And then he remembered the Dragon's words to him as he stood on the 第 98 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
cliff top: "You'll find that you come round to my point of view once you're inside me...."
Oh no! thought Hiccup. The Dragon's digestion! It's already working! "I need to live, I need to live," he repeated to himself, over and over again, trying desperately to block out the Dragon's thoughts. There was a horrible creaking noise as the stout Roman spear began to split in two. . . . 190 Chapter 18. THE EXTRAORDINARY BRAVERY OF TOOTHLESS And that would have been the end of Hiccup, if it had not been for the extraordinary bravery of a certain Toothless Daydream. Toothless, if you remember, had refused to join in the battle at Death's Head Headland. He was intending to fly off somewhere down the coast a bit and lie low till all was safe again, but he stayed at the Highest Point for a while, terrorizing birds and rabbits. He must have been having a lovely time doing this, for he did not hear the approach of Stoick and the entire Tribes of Hooligan and Meathead until Stoick grabbed him around the neck. "WHERE IS MY SON?" asked Stoick. Toothless shrugged his shoulders rudely. "WHERE IS MY SON???" bawled Stoick with an awe-inspiring yell so loud that Toothless's ears trembled. Toothless pointed to Death's Head Headland. "SHOW ME," said Stoick grimly. I90 191 Under Stoick's fierce eye, Toothless reluctantly flapped off toward Death's Head Headland, followed by the two Tribes. They arrived just in time to see the Terrible Monster throw Hiccup high in the air and catch him in his mouth like a whelk. 第 99 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
So much for the Fiendishly Clever Plan, thought Toothless. He was about to use the opportunity of Stoick's obvious distraction to sneak off to a place of safety when something stopped him. Nobody knows what that something was. It was a moment that changed the whole world-view of the Hooligan Tribe. For centuries we had believed it was impossible for dragons to consider a selfless thought or a generous action. But what Toothless did next is impossible to explain as being in his own best interests at the time. All his fellow domestic dragons were now flying somewhere over the Inner Ocean. As soon as they heard Fireworm's cry of "Desert!" those who were hiding in caves or between crevices or crouched in the ferns rose up in a great swarm and abandoned their former Masters as fast as their wings could carry them. 192 The wild dragons from Wild Dragon Cliff had left hours before. But something kept Toothless from flying after them -- maybe it was Stoick's heartrendingly powerless cry of "N-N-N00000!!!" that caused him to pause. Or maybe somewhere in that self-centered green dragon heart of his, he really was fond of Hiccup and grateful for the hours that he had spent looking after him, not shouting at him, telling him jokes and giving him the biggest and juiciest lobsters. "Dragons are S-S-SELHSH," argued Toothless to himself. "Dragons are heartless and have no m-m-makes. That's what m-m-makes us s-ssurvivors." Nonetheless SOMETHING made him turn right 193 around and SOMETHING made him fold his wings back and fly like a dragon blur to the Great Monster on the cliff tops. Which really was not in Toothless's best interests, as I said before. Toothless flew right up the Monster's left nostril and started flying up and down the inside of his nose, tickling it with his wings. 第 100 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
The Sea Dragon lunged up and down, wrinkling his nose like crazy and bellowing. "A-A-A-AAAAAAAH..." The Creature stuck his great talon up his nose in a disgusting fashion and tried to winkle out the tickling flea that was irritating him. Toothless didn't quite get out of the way of the talon in time and it scratched him on the chest. He hardly felt it though, he was so excited, and carried on tickling regardless, dodging the probing dragon claw. "A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AAAAAAAAH..." bellowed the Sea Dragon. Meanwhile Hiccup was being thrown this way and that inside the Dragon's throat as it shook its head from side to side. He was trying desperately to hang on to the spear, which was in danger of becoming dislodged any second. 194 [Image: Toothless diving] 195 "... choooooooooooi " The Dragon finally sneezed and Hiccup, the spear, Toothless, and a great deal of perfectly revolting Snot were scattered over the surrounding countryside. Toothless remembered, as he was shooting through the air, that boys can't fly. He folded his wings and dived after Hiccup, who was rapidly heading toward the ground. Toothless grabbed hold of Hiccup by the arm and tried to take his weight. Dragons' talons are extraordinarily strong and he was able to break Hiccup's fall, not entirely, but enough so that when Hiccup crashed into the heather he was traveling reasonably slowly. Stoick came plunging frantically through the grass. He picked up his son and faced the Monster, holding his shield over Hiccup's unconscious body. 第 101 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Toothless hid behind Stoick. The Green Death had recovered from his sneezing fit. He shuffled forward, bleeding horribly from fatal wounds to his chest and throat. He lowered his terrible head till it was on a level with the cliff top, and his evil, yellow eyes looked straight at Stoick. 196 "Time to did for all of us," purred the Green Death. "You can't save hi s life now, you know. You are quite, quite helpless. My FIRE will melt that shield like butter...." The Green Death opened his mouth. He slowly sucked in a breath. Stoick tried to grab on to chunks of heather to hold them fast, but Stoick, Hiccup, and Toothless were being dragged slowly but surely toward the gigantic black tunnel that was the Monster's open jaws. The Green Death paused for a moment before he blew out again, enjoying their terror. "This is what h-h-happens if you don't listen to tie Dragon Law. ..." shrieked Toothless to himself in horror as he peered around the side of Stoick's cloak. The Monster puffed out his cheeks and Stoick and Toothless waited for flames to consume them. But no fire came out. The Green Death looked very surprised. He puffed out his cheeks and blew a little harder. And again, no fire. He tried once more, and now his head seemed to be turning a strange purplish color with the effort of blowing, and it seemed to be swelling, bigger and bigger, 197 as if he was being pumped up with air from the inside. The Monster had no idea what was happening. He thrashed around wildly and his eyes bulged larger and larger until with a bang that could be heard for hundreds of miles in every direction . . . 第 102 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
. . . the Green Death blew up, right in front of their eyes. This may seem like some sort of miracle, or an intervention on the part of the gods. But in fact there is a logical explanation. When Hiccup was hanging in the Sea Dragon's throat, desperately repeating "I need to live, I need to live" to himself, he had taken off his helmet and had plugged the horns as hard as he could into the fireholes. It was a perfect fit. So, when the Dragon tried to use his fire, the blockage caused a build-up of pressure that eventually grew so great that the Green Death simply exploded. Now there were pieces of Dragon flying in all directions. Stoick and Toothless were incredibly lucky not to get hit by anything, standing as close to the explosion as they were. 198 But a single, burning Dragon Tooth, eight feet long (one of the Monster's smaller ones), exploded straight toward Hiccup. The boy had been dragged out from under the shelter of Stoick's shield by the intake of the Monster's breath, and was now lying on the ground a couple of feet in front of Stoick and Toothless, completely exposed. Stoick caught the movement of the Tooth out of the corner of his eye and flung himself and his shield forward. Only a Viking could have gotten there in time. Shooting woodcock with a bow and arrow develops very quick reflexes. So Stoick's shield did save Hiccup's life after all. If it had not been there, the Tooth would have impaled Hiccup like a prawn on a stick. As it was, it buried itself deep, deep, deep into the bronze center of the shield, and quivered there, blazing with green-edged Dragon flames. Stoick lifted the shield, terrified that the Tooth might have pierced through to his son. But Hiccup was unharmed. His eyes were open and he was listening for something. He was listening for a strange sound that seemed to be coming from the flaming tooth itself. It was the sound of wheezy, echoing singing, like the
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199 wind blowing through coral caves, and it went something like this: I tell the mighty Big Blue Whale, fa life is over soon, with one swish of this armoured tail
I put out the sun moon.... The winds and gales are quivering, when to roar, The waves themselves are shivering and trembling hack to shore.... "Listen," said Hiccup, happily, just before he passed out. "The supper is singing." 200 Chapter 19. HICCUP THE USEFUL The four hundred Vikings that were now gathered on the cliff tops broke into wild cheering for Hiccup and Toothless. They were a strange, barbaric sight, all covered in disgusting green Dragon Snot and Slime, but beaming and shouting with the wild delight of those that have just been saved from Certain Death. All around them, the terrible fight that had just taken place devastated the landscape. A choking green-gray smoke was hanging around making it difficult to see, but great chunks of Death's Head Headland appeared to have been torn out by the fight. Avalanches of rock were piled up on the beach. The terrible mountainous corpse of the Purple Death lay in the deeper water. Bits of the Green Death's insides and bones were scattered all over the place, while large sections of the heather and ferns were still in flames. However, by some extraordinary miracle, nearly all the Vikings and their dragons had survived the dreadful battle. I say "nearly all" because, when Toothless crept 201 forward to lick the face of his Master with a flickering, forked tongue, Stoick noticed a ghastly wound on the little dragon's chest, which was pouring with bright green blood. The talon of the Green Death had pierced the very heart of the supposedly heartless little dragon. Toothless followed Stoick's gaze and looked down for the first time. He let out a squeal of terror and fainted dead away. 第 104 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
202 Two days later, Hiccup woke up, aching all over, and very, very hungry. It was late at night. He was lying in Stoick's own great bed. The room seemed to be crowded with a great deal of people. Stoick was there, and Valhallarama, and Old Wrinkly, and Fishlegs and most of the Elders of the Tribe. There were dragons there too: Newtsbreath and Hookfang snapping and biting around Stoick's legs, and Horrorcow perched on the end of Hiccup's bed. (The dragons had flown back as soon as they heard the explosion and realized the Masters of Berk were Masters once more. Being dragons, they had given no explanation for their disappearance, but they did have the grace to look a little sheepish.) "He's alive!" shouted out Stoick in triumph, and everybody began to cheer. Valhallarama gave Hiccup a rousing punch on the shoulder, which is the Viking mother's equivalent of a really big hug. "We're all here," said Valhallarama, "willing you to wake up." Hiccup sat straight up in bed, suddenly very awake indeed. "But you're not all here," he said. "Where's Toothless?" 203 Everybody looked shifty, and nobody would look at Hiccup. Stoick cleared his throat awkwardly. "I'm sorry, son," said Stoick. "But he didn't make it. He died just a few hours ago. The rest of the Tribe are giving him a Hero's Funeral at this very moment. It's a great honor," Stoick continued hurriedly. "He'll be the first dragon ever to be given a proper Viking burial --" "How did you know he was dead?" Hiccup demanded. Stoick looked surprised. "Well, you know, the usual: no pulse, no breath, stone cold to the touch. He was quite clearly dead, I'm afraid." "Oh, HONESTLY, Father," said Hiccup, in a frenzy of exasperation, "don't you know ANYTHING about dragons? That could have been a SLEEP COMA, it's a GOOD SIGN, probably means he's healing himself." "Oh, Thor's whiskers," said Fishlegs. "They started that funeral 第 105 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
half an hour ago. ..." "We've got to stop them!" yelled Hiccup. "Dragons are only fairly fireproof. They'll burn him alive!" Hiccup leaped out of bed with amazing energy, under the circumstances. He ran out of the room and 204 out of the house, followed closely by Fishlegs and Horrorcow. Down at Hooligan Harbor, the awesome ceremony of the Viking Military Funeral was nearly coming to an end. It was an incredible sight, if Hiccup had been in the mood for it. The sky was crammed with stars. The sea was glass-flat. The entire tribes of Hooligan and Meathead were gathered motionless on the rocks, and every single person was carrying a lighted torch in one hand. Even Snotlout was there, trying to look solemn, with his helmet off his head out of respect, and his hair neatly brushed. "Good riddance to the newt with wings," he was whispering slyly to Dogsbreath the Duhbrain, and Dogsbreath snickered. "Serve him right for breaking tie Law," sneered Fireworm to Seaslug, who was picking his nose on Dogsbreath's shoulder. A replica of a Viking ship had been put out to sea and was drifting swiftly away from the island of Berk along the path of the moon's reflection, past the 205 weird shapes of Stoick and Mogadon's burned-out fleet. Hiccup could just see the small body of Toothless laid out in the boat. Beside him lay Stoick's shield, the Dragon's Tooth still stuck in it like a gigantic alien sword. Gobber the Belch sounded a mournful signal on his horn. He was now completely recovered after his unexpected flight. "P-P-PARPH!" 第 106 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Twenty-six of Stoick's finest archers, standing to attention at the right of the Harbor, lifted their bows into the air. Every bow was loaded with an arrow in flame. "N-N-NOOOO!!!" yelled Hiccup, with the best yell he had ever yelled. But it was too late. The flaming arrows soared gracefully through the air. They landed on the ship and set it alight. Some of the crowd on the shore had turned to look upward, wondering who dared to disturb this most solemn ritual. "HICCUP!" shouted Thuggory the Meathead, joyfully recognizing the figure on the horizon. There 206 was a murmur of wonder from the crowd, as they whispered "Hiccup?" to each other, then shouted and cheered and called out his name louder and louder. Snotlout's jaw dropped open. He looked thoroughly disappointed to see Hiccup very much alive and well. Snotlout could just about take Hiccup as a dead Hero, but a livingHiccup the Hero was going to be very much in the way. . . . Hiccup was watching the burning ship, tears pouring down his face. The boat tipped and Stoick's shield and the Tooth fell into the water. Just as the last piece of the boat was about to slip beneath the waves, to be consumed by fire and water, the flames reared up about twenty feet into the sky. And, shooting out of those flames, wings spread wide like a Phoenix, trailing fire from his tail like a comet, came . . . Toothless. He soared high, high, high into the stars, leaving a path of flame as he flew. He dived down, down, down toward the sea, and swooped up at the last minute, to cries of wonder from the spectators. Hiccup was anxious that he might be in pain, until Toothless zoomed low enough over his head for 207 [Image: boat] 208 第 107 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
Hiccup to hear the little dragon's rooster cry of triumph. Whatever Toothless's faults may have been, you have to admire his sense of occasion. Common or Garden dragons are not normally known for their spectacular flying skills, but even a Common or Garden dragon on fire is a spectacle in itself. Toothless burned through the night sky like a live firework, performing screaming fiery somersaults, and flaming loop-the-loops. The crowd, who only a moment before were expecting to mourn the deaths of both Toothless and possibly Hiccup, were now beside themselves, hysterically cheering as Toothless showered them with sparks. 209 At last the fire got too hot for him and Toothless plunged into the sea to extinguish himself, only to burst out again and fly straight to Hiccup's shoulder. There he acknowledged the wild applause with solemn bows to right and left, slightly spoiling his dignity with the odd "Cock-a-doodle-doo!" of smug self-congratulation. Stoick signaled to the crowd for silence, but only so he could boom out the following speech at full blast: "Hooligans and Meatheads! Terrors of the Seas, Sons of Thor and most feared Masters of the Dragon! I feel humbled to present you with the most recent member of the Hooligan Tribe. I give you my son -HICCUP THE USEFUL!" And the words "Hiccup the Useful" came echoing down from the hills behind and were shouted back again by the cheering crowd, and were picked up and carried on the night breeze, until the whole world seemed to be telling Hiccup that maybe he was going to be Useful after all. And that, my friends, that, is the Hard Way to Become a Hero. 210 [Image: The Isle of Berc Dark ages Deer Professor Yobbish I am riting to complane most strongly about yoor book 第 108 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
How to trane yoor dragon Have you ever tried yelling at one of those sea monster dragons yourself Come to berc and I will show you what I mean Yours hott very truly Stock the vast] 211 Epilogue by the Author, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, the Last of the great Viking Heroes The story doesn't end there, of course. The nineteen boys who entered Initiation with me those many years ago were all allowed into the Hooligan and Meathead Tribes as a result of their Heroic Actions in defeating two Seadragonus Giganticus Maximus in one day. The Battle at Death's Head Headland has passed into Viking legend and will be sung about by the bards while there are still bards to sing. Of course, there are very few bards left nowadays. What is more, nobody has seen a Seadragonus Giganticus Maximus since, and people are already starting to disbelieve that such a creature could have lived. Learned articles have been written, suggesting that something that large simply could not have sustained its own weight. The dragons that would be my evidence have crawled back into the sea where men 212 cannot follow and, what with Heroism being so unfashionable nowadays, nobody is going to believe the mere word of a Hero like myself. But the thing about dragons -- and I am a person who knows about dragons -- is that it could very well be that they are merely sleeping down there in the black, black depths. There could be numberless numbers of them, all frozen in a Sleep Coma, with the unknowing fishes swimming in and out of their tentacles and hiding in their talons and laying eggs in their ears. There may yet come a time when Heroes are needed once more. 第 109 页 共 110 页 http://www.en8848.com.cn/ 原版英语阅读网
There may yet come a time when the dragons will come back. When that time comes, men will need to know something about how to train them and how to fight them, and I hope that this book will be more helpful to the Heroes of the Future than a certain book of the same name was to ME all those many years ago. It is easy to forget that there were such things as these Monsters. I forget myself sometimes, but then I look up, as I am looking up now, and I see in my mind's eye a 212 213 shield, strangely changed by a rich encrusting of jewel-like barnacles and cold-water coral, with an eight-foot tooth sticking right out of the middle of it. I reach out and the edge of that tooth is still so bitingly sharp after all these years that just a gentle brush with the fingers might send a rain of blood down on these pages. And I bend my head, not too close, and I am sure I can just hear very, very faintly: Once I set the sea alight with a single fiery breath---
Once I was so mighty that I thought my name was Death--Sing out loud until fou re eaten, song of melancholy bliss, For the mighty and the middling all shall come to THIS.... The Supper is still singing. 213
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